Twitter Interview #7!! I just realized most of my interviews are with Brits, and today's is no different! The wonderful @Razor792 Literally just visit his Twitter page and you'll see why he's cool. Click it, go ahead!
See it? He stole the Sega Mega Drive logo!! THAT'S WHY HE'S COOL!
Okay onto the interview...
Are you happy to participate in this
interview or are you doing it against your will?
Of course I'm happy to participate in
this interview, this gun against my head has no bearing on that
whatsoever.
State your name and purpose:
My online alias is Razor and my purpose
is to try and take over the human race by entertaining people with my
YouTube videos and boring them with my Tweets.
What are the best and worst months of
the year?
The best month of the year was May
because I left my job and the worst month of the year was June for
reasons I shall not bore whoever is reading this with.
You just won a years supply! But of
what?
Monies for my Steam wallet!
Which cartoon character would make the
best wife?
Dexter's Mum - All she does is wash up.
You won an award in a previous life.
What was the award for?
I won a Darwin award for sucking on
exhaust fumes.
A scientist comes to you with their
idea of how to make sewage into food. How do you react?
I would listen to their idea and steal
it, then I would rework it in a way that the general public may find
acceptable and finally once my idea is accepted I would win a far
greater award than that lousy Darwin award.
Bill Clinton wants you to write him a
speech about his favourite food (hot dogs). He would like you to keep
it to 15 words and don't use the word taste, good or bun. Write Bill
Clinton's speech:
I have no idea how to answer this
question, so INDEPENDENCE DAY, huzzah! Go America!
If you could spend the day traveling
through a real life version of a game, which game would you choose?
(Video and/or Board game)
The Kingdom of Ehb from Dungeon Siege,
what a world that would be to explore! Of course I would want to be
kitted out with some sweet gear as it's not the most friendly place
to explore.
What does Hakuna Matata mean? And do
you agree with the phrase?
I believe it means 'no worries' and no
I agree with the phrase in a way because everything I have ever
worried about has never happened, so no worries.
Complete the sentence:
Robots need to... Party!
Books can also be used for... Fuel!
I like to having to... Complete these
sentences.
Toilet seats... Are useful when they
aren't broken
The best thing about Monday's
is... Tuesday.
Would you rather...
Have a guest star part on
A) Saved by the Bell
B) Boy Meets World
C) Kenan & Kel
C- Kenan & Kel for sure! I could be
the white guy in class that never gets befriended by the cool kids.
You are in a magic act, would you
rather
A) Get cut in half
B) Disappear and reappear
C) Hijack his act and demand he reveal
his secrets
C- Those lousy magicians are all full
of lies!
Have a man walk up to you and
A) Give you a pie in the face
B) Put a sticker on your back that says
kick me
C) Trip you causing you to fall into a
puddle
A- I always make sure I carry a pie on
my person in case such a situation arises, we would temporarily be a
comedy act!
Have to have a 3 hour conversation with
A) A very loud talking old man with
very bad hearing
B) A self obsessed alien who rolls his
eyes every time you say something
C) An ant who is very interesting but
keeps trying to prove his strength by lifting you
B- I would just listen to the alien as
he tells me about his adventures and what his part of the Universe is
like. Hopefully I can understand him.
Be stuck
A) In first class on an airplane
surrounded by 5 crying babies
B) In a sewer with your favourite
celebrity, who thinks it's your fault
C) With your head in a garden gate
Going back to Kenan & Kel I would
probably choose C because it seems like the most fun!
Draw a picture of yourself with a huge
smile and giving us the thumbs up. Be as detailed as you wish.
(original drawing by his friend but given life and realism by @Razor792 himself!)
"Robots need to party." That sums up this interview for me and I could not agree more, get partying!
Check out @Razor792's fantastic sites!
And his other YouTube Channel - Moron Media
1 comment:
Very nice blog, good luck.
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