Thursday, September 30, 2010

30 Days Til Halloween!!

This is your scary thing for today....

I watched Scottish news today and there was a story about a, quote, "19 yr old woman".

Later I saw a story on American news about a, quote, "20 yr old girl".

Technically this isn't scary but it's annoying as hell when americans think people in their 20's are kids. I'm guessing that's why TSA stopped me when I travelled to America on my own (I was 22) and grilled me on whether or not I had told my "parents" that I was going. First of all, I did inform everybody and everybody knew, as the TSA found out when they called them. Second of all, I'm 22 I'm allowed to go anywhere I want and not tell anyone!

Mike Rowe

Hey Discovery Channel in the uk! Why do you want us to believe that Mike Rowe doesn't exist?

Here is my proof....

  • In Deadliest Catch we don't get the Mike Rowe narration!
  • You never show Dirty Jobs over here! Not even on the little discovery channels, like discovery shed or DMAX!

Let us see that he exists!

Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Why do these children look so weird?

What are you trying to feel with your hands?! Tell me!

31 Days Til Halloween!!

This is today's scary thing....

I witnessed it in my room today and was horrified so I had to take photos to show you all....

Poor Dudley :(

Tuesday, September 28, 2010


I haven't watched a Disney movie since Flubber.

P.S. I wrote this from my phone in my bed!

Help Me Spread This Rumour

I would like to make this clear....what I'm about to tell you is not the truth, I just made it up. But because it is a rumour, no one knows if it is true or not. Even though I just made it up.

Okay here is the rumour you need to help me spread....
The guy from Man v. Food is a vegan

Now go out there and spread the rumour to everyone you know!

If you do it, I'll give you 5 points.

32 Days Til Halloween!!

Here is the scariest thing I have found today...


I hate that! How did it turn white? Won't the kids want to drink it?! Too many unanswered questions!

Monday, September 27, 2010

The Toys I Had...

A list! People like lists and looking at other people's lists, so here's a list for you. LIST! One more time? list...  I whispered that one.

Okay, back to it!

  • Polly Pocket - Good point: Their feet are magnetic! Bad point: They smelled like metal.
  • Tamagotchi - Good point: Fun! Bad point: I remember my great granny said "You're always playing with that little thing, why don't you watch tv for a change?!"
  • My Little Pony - Good point: I had a lot of them and one that you could keep stuff locked inside of it. Bad point: They don't do much.
  • Lion King Mirror - Good Point: When you press the button and the monkey says "asante sana squashed banana!" Bad point: When I search google, there are no references to it! It existed, I swear to god it did!
  • Spirograph - Good point: The most fun when you do it really fast. Bad point: Adults who don't know spirograph will think you are insane for drawing that.
This doesn't really count as a toy but I remember Tiny Terrapins. Oh tiny terrapins, I collected most of you guys.

33 Days Til Halloween!!

This is your scary thing for today...

People who make videos for youtube by sitting in front of their computer and talking into their webcam. I find it extremely scary that they think it'll be entertaining. EXTREMELY SCARY!

Sunday, September 26, 2010

What Time Is It?!!!!

Comical photo alert!

Actually my hello kitty watch has stopped working, it needs a new battery. So right then even though it was 3pm my watch said it was 9pm. Watches!!

The Day After Tomorrow

That movie is full of itself.


There hasn't been a real, non-comical photo of me on my blog for a while so here you go my friends! :D

The Story of a Cat....

 Waiting for the traffic lights to change.... 

 Realizes it's just a sign and will never change.....

Does an impression of a kangaroo! (if you zoom in)

Saturday, September 25, 2010

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Monday, September 20, 2010

40 days til Halloween!!

To celebrate, I'm going to be posting something scary on my blog each day...until all hallows eve!

How many scary things will that be? 40! Count em!

Here is the first....of the very very scary things! oooooh!


I think I had a nightmare like that once.

Thursday, September 16, 2010

The First Poem In Many Years....

Last I saw her she was driving away
It plays over and over, like Groundhog day
A blank expression, except for the smile
She probably drove a nautical mile

Will she return?
Make an about turn?
To give me my money
Cause this ain't funny

She's no Dalai Lama
And she has my money

Tuesday, September 14, 2010


Please someone make a movie of this!

But follow the following rules:
  • Don't make it live action
  • Don't make it 3d 
  • Don't make it cheesy!
  • Don't try to make it look realistic
  • Keep Abe's voice the same
  • Make it cool!

Thank you.