Tuesday, October 31, 2006

Just came on to say one thing

Just quickly, I want to tell you what happened. Okay. I just joined a cash game about 3 minutes ago, go in with $6 once again. First hand I get is AA and my plan was to just check but this guy raises it to 40c (the blinds are 5c/10c) and so I re-raise him to $1.20, the guy goes all in, so obviously I go all in too. He turns over QQ and I turn over my AA, flop is J23, turn 5, river 8. So I double up and take all that guys money! Yay! Then I got out the game right there, did a hit and run, I would've stayed if it wasn't online, but Phil Hellmuth says it's okay to do a hit and run on the internet, so YAY!

Sunday, October 29, 2006


Another photo of me


The reason I look so shocked is because brother Paul told me to pretend I could see a dinosaur....I don't know why.....oh and he isn't a monk, he is actually my brother, oh and I don't mean Mr Monk, that would be me......I'm way off track now

One of my packages arrived!

Here it is, the dress I was awaiting. This is the only photo I could find that shows the whole dress...you can't really see but it goes all the way to my feet. And I didn't know Paul took this photo so PAUL! Don't take photos til I says so! Anyhow, the dress is black net kind of thing over pink and it's all sparkly too! I like it, it looks very 40's

Saturday, October 28, 2006

The Da Vinci Code

I watched the Da Vinci Code a few days ago for the first time. There is a lot of things I would like to say about it but wont because it will be the longest and most complaint ridden blog I've ever written...so I'll say one thing about it. I was wondering about the people who actually like Leonardo DaVinci paintings, do they like the DaVinci Code? If it truly is all just a code, does it not detract from the artistic value? Is it worth no more then than a crumpled note at a dead letterbox?

Wednesday, October 25, 2006

Hey Kids!

Yesterday I went into another cash game (I apologize, this seems to be turning into a poker blog!) went in with $6 again and came out with something like $10.45. Later Paul went to bed about midnight and so I had nothing to do and went into another cash game, $6 again. First off I was kinda tired which we all know is not a good way to play poker, got down to $4 then got a burst of caffeine from the can of coke I opened! Went up to $5.50 then eventually left the table with $7.15. So no money lost yesterday, that about 7 or 8 games in a row I've came out on top!

What else? Hmm......I'm waiting on 4 packages I ordered to get here, hold on, that sounds dodgy...let me elaborate on that, I'm waiting on 2 dvds and 2 dresses to be delivered. I hope at least one gets here tomorrow 'cos I been waitin' ages for a few of them!

Does everybody know what time it is?! Photo time! That's right, Laura tools is proud to present........nevermind, I've been watching a lot of Home Improvement. And by the way, all though it's not good to play poker when tired it is very good to watch Home Improvement when tired! Everything becomes much more hilarious! Anyhow.....here's a photo.....of me!

I think I'm whistling, that's why my face is in that weird position.

Oi! I just spell checked my blog! And guess what! Blogger.com Spellchecker does not know the word blog!!!!!

Monday, October 23, 2006

Good day all!

Played some poker online today. Cash game, that is. Went to the 5/10c table and took $6 in with me. Did quite well, won a hand, won a bluff, then lost some when I made a bad call. All in all I left the table with $6.02. I know, I know, I'm only up 2c which is better than losing 2c I think you'll agree. But anyhow, let me just add in here that I'm usually up more than that when I leave a table.

So that's really all I've done today, later I'll probably play my keyboard, I bought some new sheet music on Friday! "I'm Old Fashioned", you know the one, Fred Astaire and Rita Hayworth in "You Were Never Lovelier", okay maybe you don't know the one, but believe me it's good.

Right now I'm watching a documentary on Henry Winkler, ooh it just finished, disregard this sentence.

Probably watch a film noir before I go to bed, that's what usually happens. Paul will be up the back on the computer playing a cash game and I'll be down the front watching an old movie. Every so often I'll make a comment about the movie and Paul will have no idea what I'm talking about.

Oh! Now it's time for me to advertise!
1. I'm selling some stuff on Ebay. Click Here
2. If you're looking to join a poker website there is a great one called Poker.com. It's the one I go to, it's really good, there are freerolls every 2 hours and you can win REAL money! Plus I think you get 100% bonus on your first deposit, which is damn good. If you want to join go Click Here if you go to that link it also means that I get a bonus too! Come on, make a D happy! Maybe you'll get to play against me and maybe I can take all that 100% bonus of yours!

Thursday, October 19, 2006

Halloween Poem

How do you write a poem about Halloween?
Maybe my coffee needs more caffeine
to come up with ideas for Halloween
Unlucky thirteen, getting a vaccine are both very scary
But still I find it necessary
to come up with a scarier and scarier idea
Here's one - nuclear bombs in North Korea
Oh my, I think I'm getting political
and maybe much too analytical
of my own stupid poems

Thursday, October 12, 2006


What can I say? I like black and white

Photo of me, that's right

I was told my hair was like a lion's mane in that photo, all I could think was "hope he means Scar, he was the coolest of all lions, too bad he didn't get to be king". For some reason out of all the disney movies I always end up liking the bad guy, I can't help it, they're just cooler, all of them except in Aristocats...ofcourse I was rooting for the cats, they played Jazz! Those hep cats were smokin' man. Gotta split!

On the phone

Sunday, October 08, 2006

Friday, October 06, 2006

A very poetic story

Walking around my house I noticed a strange feeling in the air
How was I to know it was Leonnie standing over there?
I walked to Leonnie and I walked to Bud
Luckily they were standing together or I would've split in half
I rested an arm on the wall and asked if they wanted to play Cluedo
Bud said, "Hey, now, Laura that's real low"
He reminded me that we had to do a show

30 seconds later those tasty, tasty chips arrived
From a car that to my door drived
Bud opened the chips and what did I see but multiple pickles
Needless to say Leonnie and I laughed like we was being tickled
Bud refused his intake of pickles so what could we do but what we did?
Leonnie and I ate all the pickles even though Paul, I mean Bud, did forbid