The Birthday Roundup!

A week since turning 29, here is a (rhyming) photo essay of my birthday. Enjoy!

Feeling cool as Fred Astaire

This new top hat I'll wear

Like the call from a bugle

There's a birthday wish from Google

Breakfast: hyper inducing,

Let's eat that giant cupcake

Then some trick shots and no mistake

Not hyper enough?

 How 'bout a Dolce Gusto coffee pod?

It's like drinking satin,

Then we'll sing like Princess Jasmine

 

Or like Princess Ariel

But like a princess for sure.

I don't care if you're a man,

You're not getting to be Peter Pan

You're a princess

And a wonderful present

I must say

Cause it's practically perfect in every way

The sun is shining

And I feel debonair

Cause today I am cool

Like Mr Fred Astaire

Birthday Presents Galore

Let's see the presents by category, shall we?

CUDDLYS:

"Flat Eric"

"Little Cousin Scampi"

BOOKS:

DVD'S:

SWEETIES:

 

GAMES:

 

HELLO KITTY:

And last but not least, I got a hamster!! She doesn't have a name yet but look how cute she is..

Paying her respects to Chino, of course.

I made out well on this birthday for sure! I even got a birthday card with a monkey on it...WHO COULD ASK FOR MORE?!

My Birthday Tomorrow!!!

Very excite!! And to celebrate this occasion I have decided to list some FANTASTIC things that happened the year I was born. So without any further adooooooo...

FANTASTIC THINGS THAT HAPPENED IN 1987

• U.S. President Ronald Reagan undergoes prostate surgery (See I told you this would be a good list!)
• Canada introduces a one dollar coin, nicknamed the "Loonie".
• World population is estimated to have reached five billion people. (Jeez oh, 2 billion people have been born since I've been alive)
• The second Star Trek TV series The Next Generation premieres in syndication. (Yay!)
• The Simpsons cartoon first appears as a series of shorts on The Tracey Ullman Show.
• Microsoft releases Windows 2.0.
• Michael Jackson releases his hit album Bad.
• Thomas Knoll and John Knoll develop the first version of Photoshop.
• The first Kentucky Fried Chicken restaurant in Mainland China opens in Beijing.

Little D's Little Doodles #3

Today edition? Bud's Birthday!

Courtesy of Binky the Clown!

Birthday Poem

My birthday is on Wednesday so I've decided to write a poem to honour myself...

Never had a birthday cake

Or a birthday party

Never had a boat by the lake

Or drawn a pic that's arty

Oh man, this is depressing...Oh I know something to write about!

Monkey nuts, monkey nuts

Get them at Halloween

Monkey nuts, monkey nuts

They're sort of like a bean!

Yeah boy! 153 days til HALLOWEEN!

Nanny's Birthday Party Photos

My cousin Leonnie and I ordering dessert

Ice cream!

Nan's Birthday cake

My cousin Gavin. I dared him to keep ice cubes (from the glass of cubes) in his cheeks until they melted. He seemed to be in a lot of discomfort but he did it! Nice. The power I have over children.

Some of the things Paul got me for my Birthday

Add a Six Feet Under Box Set and an arrow through the head prop to this picture. How well he knows my character.

This is what we did on my 20th birthday....

Played with Leonnie's Tickle Me Elmo. The guy falls down and has a seizure everytime you touch him.

Random Things I Find Interesting

• Something they say about Maris Crane and that can also be said about me - She is too light to activate a whoopie cushion.
• Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man
• When I was on the bus today the driver looked exactly like Nathaniel Fisher Sr. Then a guy in a car was driving towards the bus, he also looked exactly like Nathaniel Fisher Sr and was rustling around looking for something in his car. I was sure episode 1 of Six Feet Under was about to be re-enacted (with the odd exception that Nathaniel Sr would be driving the bus). It didn't happen.
• On Friday I will turn 20 years old! I'm excited about this not because it's my birthday but because 19 sounds like an idiot's age.
• A show called "Jade Guanyin" on Phoenix
  

BPT, Sheet Music, Boxing, Christmas, Army

• Firstly I'd like to say congratulations and good luck to everyone who reached the Grand Final of BPT!

• What else? I just bought some sheet music. I think I might be addicted to sheet music actually. I got "Put The Blame On Mame" from the movie Gilda with Rita Hayworth and Glenn Ford, which is a fantastic movie! I recommend it to everyone, it's just great! Go watch it! Go watch it now! I got another 2 sheet musics aswell.

• I don't know if anyone knows but I like boxing too. And yesterday Bud told me that Prince Naseem is really fat now, I was very shocked and I didn't believe him! I still don't, so I'm going to have to go find out about it in a minute, I'll get back to you with the results.

• I've bought all the Christmas presents I need to buy for people now, just waiting on one to arrive. Wrapped a bunch too.

• I meant to write this ages ago when it was my birthday but I forgot so I'm writing it now. Does anyone else get happy birthday cards from the army? Because for the last 2 years I've gotten cards! Maybe they're hoping I'll enlist..........the answer is no.....I'm far too pretty to go to war ;)

Halloween, Friday, Most Haunted and a Good Picture of Me.

First of all Happy Halloween for today! Yay! Halloween is great! 3rd Best Day of The Year!!
The best is obviously Xmas, second is Birthday, third Halloween and incase your interested 4th is Xmas Eve.

Now, to Friday, I would say that Friday was one of the best days ever! Because when Gillian came with chips, we usually get 2 pickles in one bag of chips, then Leonnie and I will have a pickle each but here's how it went down. Leonnie opens her bag, 2 pickles, Paul opens his, 2 pickles, I open mine, 2 pickles. THATS 6 PICKLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOW I LOVE IT.

Then we filmed segments. Ofcourse, this means since it's Halloween time, "MOST SCARY"!

We love doing Most Scary, it's great.


Most Haunted Live. The last 3 nights have been great, sorry to use that word again but it is needed. Can't wait til it comes on tonight. I will speak about Most Haunted in 3 points.
1: Julian "Egg" Clegg
2: Richard Felix
3: Stuart Torevell

• Clegg. I hate him. I hate him. I hate him. I hate him. With his stupid heed and his stupid ears! He takes up too much time! With his stupid text msgs and stupid photos of viewers watching the show! He is so annoying! FIRE HIM NOW!!!!! I hear he has a show before it and after it anyway. That's 2 hours! Why give him time in the real show?! Everytime something good is happening at the actual location it cuts back to Clegg. And he takes up too much time!!!! I have to be John from Blackpool here, "GET 'IM OUT!!!"

• Richard Felix is underrated! He is hilarious! I was watching the webcams last night because it kept cutting back to idiot Clegg so I would mute when Clegg came on and come up to the computer and watch webcams then once Clegg is gone I unmute and watch the show again. So anyway I was watching the webcams and Richard Felix kept walking in front of it and I can't explain it but he was just generally being hilarious! I remember once he did a lone vigil (don't know if that is how you spell it) and he was outside somewhere and he was talking about how scared he was then he fell over! Best of all he tried to trick us by saying "Oh no! It's got me!" HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA. The much underrated Felix.

• Stuart Torevell. He is hilarious! We have all been talking about it here and we don't think he realizes how hilarious he is. I mean really, really hilarious. Paul and I were watching on Tuesday and it was a repeat, Stuart was on a lone vigil (don't know if that is how you spell it) and he had the camera and was pointing it at a door saying "What is this door? Where could it lead? Oh, it's the Gents." And on the live Halloween one that is happening, I think it was 2 nights ago. Jon Dibley said something about smelling a horrible smell like someone hasn't washed then said that he is standing next to Stuart, Stuart says "Might be me, I don't like to wash". Oh and last night he was feeling sick. I am sitting here trying to remember what else happened but I can't remember. Oh! Not from last night but I have to mention it. Ancient Ram Inn. Enough Said. Except ofcourse to say that it was very scary until I noticed his shoe fell off and we couldn't stop laughing.

Now. Pictures from Friday when Leonnie came over. I'll start off with this one of me. I like this picture.