Sunday, October 31, 2010

Banner Change

As you know, it's no longer Halloween, so I've changed my "Limited Edition Halloween Blog Banner" to something more appropriate.

Though I'll probably change it again when I come up with a better idea for it. So enjoy this one while you can!

Happy Halloween!!

It's Halloween! Yay!

Something scary happened today, my internet and cable tv would not work...ooooh, spooookky!!

I recommend we all celebrate and enjoy halloween by watching my scarily funny videos on youtube :D Yes, that's right, I just advertized me self.

Let's go in order of most recent, possibly in order of most funny too....who knows





Saturday, October 30, 2010

Friday, October 29, 2010

2 Days Til Halloween!!

And the scary thing today is this: I got sucked into making a Wonga guy video!

Watch here:



Feel free to comment on my youtube page.

Thursday, October 28, 2010

3 Days Til Halloween!!

Here is your scary thing today:

A time traveller!!! Watch this vid from 1928 where a woman time traveller is yapping on her mobile phone!


Wednesday, October 27, 2010

4 Days Til Halloween!!

Here something for you...have a look at my halloween photos on lafango

Okay. I haven't been posting the best scary things for the last few days, but ahhh, there is a reason my friends! I have been putting my "scary thoughts", as it were, into writing a spooky halloween segment. I'll be filming it on Friday, and hopefully edit it in time for Halloween day! Yay! :D

(I'll post the segment here and on youtube)

Tuesday, October 26, 2010

5 Days Til Halloween!!

And your scary thing for today is this:

The E-Harmony adverts! The people in those ads could not be any creepier looking.

I don't think anyone will disagree with me on this one. I'm not even gonna link to it, they are too freaky. You know the ones I'm talking about.

6 Days Til Halloween!!

(Well, yesterday it was)

I'm re-designing my blog banner and it's taking me forever. That's scary for you! Well, kinda.

Sunday, October 24, 2010

7 Days Til Halloween!!

This is your scary thing for today...

Okay, for those of you who don't know, over here we have to pay BBC a fee. That is very annoying for us. And they tell us that they don't do adverts so that's why they should get money from us, bla bla bla. Anyway, I happen to notice on youtube if you watch anything on the BBC's channel they play an advert!!!

Not scary. But annoying. And I had to get that out.

Friday, October 22, 2010

9 Days Til Halloween!!

Your scary thing for today takes the form of a photo....


Creepy, huh? Mwahahahaha!

Thursday, October 21, 2010

Tuesday, October 19, 2010

12 Days Til Halloween!!


This is your scary thing for today, cause it certainly scared me!

So it looks likes a nice photo....until you zoom in on my hand and knees. Go ahead do it. See all the blood all over them? That's freaky! I didn't have anything on my hands or knees when I took this photo! And the other photos I took that day it isn't there!! Aaaaaaaaah!!!! Weird!

Scariest Persons In The World

I've been watching a lot of Countdown with Keith Olbermann online recently. And since it is almost Halloween again I've decided to post my little homage to both of these things. This was made last year.


Monday, October 18, 2010

13 Days Til Halloween!!

Here is your scary thing for today...





The visuals are scary but I freakin love that song.

Sunday, October 17, 2010

14 Days Til Halloween!!

I hope you sleep as well as me on Halloween night. Here's hoping a witch doesn't cast a spell on you while you sleep and turn you into a zombie. Cause that can happen. Seriously. Look out for that.

Saturday, October 16, 2010

Wonga

I wonder if anyone will dress up as the wonga guy for halloween.

I Have No Explanation For This Blurry Photo

Yeah. I bet you thought I didn't have the guts to post that. You know who you are!

15 Days To Halloween!!

And this is me wishing you a Happy Halloween

...in 15 days, that is.

I love my spooky Halloween sign btw :D

A Difference

In other countries, if you say "aye sir" (on a ship or whatever for instance) it is considered very formal. In Scotland, "aye sir" is very informal. You can't say aye to someone higher up than you!

Just so you know.

Friday, October 15, 2010

16 Days Til Halloween!!

Your scary thing for today:

I keep getting recommended demonic eyerolls from youtube! :( Scary!!!

This is American talk

Let's get rid of all of these extra curricular activities and make it part of the curriculum.

(I do not know what this means, this is American talk.)

Updates on my Lafango page

I've been sorting out the photos on my Lafango page, so now the photos are easier to find and in seperate folders.

I'll keep the newest 30 or so photos as the main page, so when you go there you'll see the newest photos. If you want to see older photos you can find them by clicking on another folder, do this:

Click on "Newest Photos" below my profile at the top left of the page, this will bring up a menu of all the folders.

Now go have fun! Not necessarily on my Lafango page but just in general, go have fun!

Thursday, October 14, 2010

17 Days Til Halloween!!

I always used to think Daffy Duck was playing the part of Count Duckula....


He has the same beak and everything!

Wednesday, October 13, 2010

18 Days Til Halloween!!

And here is your scary thing for today:

We are paying people to dress other people at the BBC!

(I know cause I was one of those people being dressed)

Tuesday, October 12, 2010

19 Days Til Halloween!!

Scary thing for today: I just realized, cartoons were trying to teach me when I was a child!!! I remember this part of Animaniacs...




Now I understand why I read the ingredients on food.

Monday, October 11, 2010

20 Days Til Halloween!!

We shall celebrate today with a Laura D movie review of "Hocus Pocus"!

Story of 3 witches who were sentenced to die 300 years ago and now they are back. I for one am glad they are back, cause if they weren't it'd be a movie about children.

As I recall, from my childhood, the most annoying person in this movie is Max. I remember thinking that guy is so cheesy and annoying and I want to punch him. Later I found out that in the story he has moved to Salem from Los Angeles....now it makes sense why he is cheesy and annoying and I want to punch him.

Anyhow, the witches are clearly the best part of this movie, I love when Winnie shouts on her book "Boooooook!".

By the way, I liked that other kid better when he was turned into an immortal cat.

Best Scene: When the witches brooms are stolen so Mary has to use a hoover to fly!

Worst Scene: Anything with the children. I even prefer the 2 bullies over the cheesy children!

I saw this movie was on the Disney Channel a while ago so I thought I'd watch for a bit. It got to the part where the zombie (whose mouth is stitched closed) uses a knife on his mouth to cut it open and dust and moths fly out. And they cut that scene out! How dare they! Plus it doesn't make any sense cause it's a Disney movie so how can they cut it out on the Disney Channel?! You guys are insane. Let children see the reality of cutting your mouth open to let the moths fly out.

I give this movie 4/5
(It would have gotten 5 but as I mentioned many times...cheesy children!!)

Sunday, October 10, 2010

For Those Of You Who Don't Know

This is what I look like when I'm about to get hyper

Then manic giggling happens.

21 Days Til Halloween Pt 2

It's the 10th of the 10th of the 10th!!!!!!

or 10.10.10 if you prefer.

or even 10th of October 2010......no....that one ruins it. Eff off with that one!

21 Days Til Halloween!!

Your scary thing for today is THIS!

Ooh, be afraid!!! Actually I just want to see if posting that gets me the Colbert Bump.

If you got to this page by searching for Stephen Colbert or anything related, leave me a comment....and I shall know....that I have recieved the blessed bump.

Spongebob song in Mandarin!



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Saturday, October 09, 2010

22 Days Til Halloween!!

This one isn't particularly scary just cool! The Halloween display is up in TESCO!!!! Yay!

Thursday, October 07, 2010

23 Days Til Halloween!!

And today's scary thing, I have to warn you, is very scary and might make you puke. Let's get to it!

Last year I found out why they only carve pumpkins in America and not here.

October 2009, I decide to carve a pumpkin for the first time in my life. I carve it. All seems to go well. I go to bed that night and when I wake the next day I see this....

I wonder, why the hell is my pumpkin trying to eat a plate? So I take a closer look....

His eyes and mouth are mouldy!! Yuk!!!!

Two days later he looks like this....
That is one disgustingly dead pumpkin.

Why doesn't this happen when they carve pumpkins in American tv shows?!!

Oh well. I shall not be carving another this year.

Watch me carve it last year!

Wednesday, October 06, 2010

24 Days Til Halloween!!

And to celebrate Halloween, make sure you buy this limited edition magic spray!

With Laura D's Magic Halloween Spray, you can make friends who aren't excited about Halloween fall in love with it!

Directions: Spray on all belongings of the person you want to love Halloween.

Ingredients:
  • A Tomato Stalk That Looks Like a Spider, 
  • Tangled Slinky,
  • A Pinch of Rick Sanchez, 
  • 1 Glass of Bering Sea Water
  • and Dead Man's Toes.

Does not contain side affects.

Cannot guarantee side affect free.

A Cool Photo Of Me!

I think this may be one of the few photos that represents how small I am in life, that's why it's cool!

I had no idea if the sequins would stay on my cheek or not. I used a make up glitter gel to stick them there and luckily for me it worked! Yay!

Interested in where I found the sequins? Once upon a time, my cousin gave me a little pouch with glitter and sequins inside and a note that read thus...

"Pixie Dust - There comes a time when everyone has to grow up. The Pixie Dust helps to lengthen your childhood and stop you growing up. All you have to do is....BELIEVE!"

And there we have it. Magic Pixie Dust stuck to my cheek.

Here's the photo I spoke of earlier! It's cool! :D

Monday, October 04, 2010

26 Days Til Halloween!!

A scary Halloween poem I wrote 4 years ago....

For you to enjoy....

CLICK HERE MATEY!

Ahh, the old days.

Sunday, October 03, 2010

27 Days Til Halloween!!

This Halloween, watch out for scary ghost versions of Laura D!! They're coming for you!

Friday, October 01, 2010

Seriously

Joe Weissman, why don't you just marry the algae?

My Favourite Disney Song

I was gonna do a list of my top 5 Disney songs but I thought screw that, this is all for my favourite one of all.

"Be Prepared!"

As children we used to put this on the stereo while we were dipping our bread in soup because we thought Jeremy Irons was singing "Big Big Bread"


29 Days Til Halloween!!

Today's scary thing is very scary!

View my blog like it was made many many years ago....

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