9 Days Til Halloween: Gettin in the Spirit

 BEWARE of Witchy D.

She watches MSNBC. hey that rhymes!

 Fangs the Black Cat

I met this guy today, good guy.

I want all of the following please!!

Mmm, monkey nuts with a hint of rat. Yum!

Autumnal Poem

The time is now Autumn

Leaves gather at tree bottom

The buttock of the tree

Always brings us such glee

Buttocks, bottom, patootie

Rearend, rump or booty

This poem's turned quite fruity

So I hope you are not snooty

Clocks soon to change their tune

But that won't bother the moon

He'll soon appear quite mean

23 days til Halloween!

By Laura D

Laura D's Triumphant Return!

Welcome to my triumphant return to the Blogosphere!*

Jeez oh, *blows on blog* it's dustier around here a Donald Trump hair joke. Does that make any sense? No? Well that's the reason I'm back, I don't feel there is nearly enough nonsense on the internet. It's in need of my input.

Let's celebrate this blog revival with my favourite type of post...random bullet points!

• This morning I had a spider on my trousers....AND I WAS WEARING THEM AT THE TIME!! There was no one home and that was probably for the best as I caused quite the scene. Effin' spiders.
• I think the guy in the Weetabix advert is a masochist. Have you seen him? The guy that does that dance over and over? Watch the end of that advert carefully. He's eating Weetabix dry!! No milk, not heated up, nothing!
• I've become addicted to Scooby Doo. I dunno how this happened. Clearly I wasn't paying attention and it snuck in somehow. He's coursing through my veins. I can't get enough. I'm jonesing for my next Scooby snack, as it were. I'm itchy. Mad itchy. I'm seeing ants. I can't wait to see the brand new "Be Cool, Scooby Doo". And you better believe I'll review it right here.
• There's a little boy in my house, his name is Hamilton and he is very hairy. You'll hear more from/about him in future posts, stay tuned!
• I'm adamant that Robert Llewellyn should do more frequent Periscopes. There's nothing more relaxing than having a nice cup of tea and listening to him talk Red Dwarf and electric cars. ...oh and staring up his nose.
• It's 25 days til Halloween!!

Thanks for joining me, folkaroos! It feels fantastic to be back!

*Triumphant returns to Youtube and Twitter will occur at a later date.

Halloween Photos!

9 days left til Halloween everybody!!

26 Days Til Halloween - A Scary Thing

Today's scary thing is that it's only 80 days til Christmas!!!!! :O

...yea...I said it.

27 Days Til Halloween - Recipes!

Today's scary thing....check out these super spooky Halloween recipes I found HERE!

I dunno about you but I totally wanna make that haunted graveyard cake....or maybe just eat it...

28 Days Til Halloween! - Hamster Trick or Treating

"Can I go Trick or Treating now?"

He realized if he goes IN the bag, he can eat the candy as it's dropped in!

Now that's a smart hammy.

30 Days til Halloween! - "Halloween Nears" Poem

As Halloween nears
I've wondered for years
Why I'm not rich
Maybe I'm a witch?

Who else can I portray?
As it's almost the day
Can I be a zombie?
Or possibly George Formby?

Perhaps I could conspire
To be a vampire?
You kids should pipe down!
Or I'll be a clown!

I could go to City Hall
And be the worst thing of all
Just to amuse
I'll be Ted Cruz!

By Laura D

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!

Wouldn't it be lovely on this Halloween night, to finally know if ghosts exist or not. Well I'm here to help! Watch and be enlightened on the existence of ghosts. It even stars my very good friend The Lab Scientist.

Tomorrow is Halloween!

Your scary thing today is this....only 7 days to vote for CHINO! :O

POEM! "A Hammy's First Halloween"

He ain't a bambino
Or Al Pacino
He ain't a neutrino
His name is just Chino

He may let out a scream
On his first Halloween
Or eat a tangerine
Cause that's what we do

By Laura D

2 Days til Halloween!

So let's celebrate with my Halloween costume! An effing zombie cat on drugs...oh yeah, that's me alright.

Coked up kitty. No more to say here...

3 Days til Halloween!!

So I saw many Halloweeny things while walking yesterday and thought I'd share...

4 Days til Halloween!

Your scary thing tonight is this!! Oh yes, me coming up with ideas for a Halloween costume contest, watch and enjoy my friends!

11 Days til Halloween!!

This is your scary thing today!! Also...it's your cool thing too :D

http://youtu.be/iuHr00nxeew

17 Days til Halloween

And today's (not so) scary thing is this....

That's right, a hamster on a pumpkin. Chino is his name and Halloween is his game! And yes he did try to eat the pumpkin straight after this.

19 Days Til Halloween!!

Your scary thing for today? Why ME of course!

20 Days til Halloween!!

20, that's a lovely number. Now to your scary thing today!!

A silhouetted hamster, with just a touch of evil mischief on his mind...mwahahahaha!

Hamster Climbing Castle Luka - 15 x 13,5 x 7 cm (LxWxH) (Google Affiliate Ad)

21 Days til Halloween!

Today's scary thing...is...wait for it!! ......Jurassic Park 4 freaky looking dinos!

FREAKY DINOS RIGHT HERE

22 Days til Halloween!!

Your scary thing today in the countdown to All Hallows Eve is this:




I think we all agree...SCARY!!