Sunday, June 30, 2013

Twitter Interview #1 @Boots_33

 I am extremely happy to introduce my first ever Twitter Interviewee @Boots_33  He is my bestest mate ever AND I've known him on Twitter for 47 years now. I think I've made my point, you NEED to be made aware of him and wave at him in the street. Onto the interview!
Are you happy to participate in this interview or are you doing it against your will?
I am super pumped and completely honored to have even been thought of, let alone been asked. This will be quite a joy! 

State your name and purpose:  

My name is Tony Zuniga. My purpose is to rock. 

What is the funniest word in the English language?  

I have a few favorites: chubs, tickle, buttocks... there's more, just can't think of them. 

You just won a years supply! But of what?  


What is the best smell? 

TIE: The air in an ice arena, and gasoline. 

Gummi Bears, Care Bears, Paddington Bear, Rupert the Bear or Winnie the Pooh? 

Gummi Bears. Even the rabid ones. 

If you could spend the day traveling through a real life version of a game, which game would you choose? (Video and/or board game) 

There are so many fantastical worlds to choose to experience. From the fantasy realm of Dragon Age to the sci-fi wonders of Mass Effect to the classic fictional worlds of the Mushroom Kingdom and Hyrule... but when it comes down to it, I just wanna hang out on Zack Island from Dead Or Alive Beach Volleyball 

A movie is being made about your recent trip to the dentist. Which actor would you hate to play you? 

I would really hate to see myself portrayed by anyone other than Danny Trejo. Realistically, I was once told that I looked like Horatio Sanz and I was offended, so NOT him. 

You are yourself at 8 years old, how would your perfect day go? 

I would get up in the summer, take $20 from the cup where my parents kept their rent money and go down to the arcade and just game game game. Then I would hang out or ride my bike around the neighborhood for a while and end up at the late session at the public pool and swim for two hours. Every day was magical and worry-free. Adulthood sucks, kids! 

If you had to be punched in the face by a baby, what would you like that baby's name to be? And what would he be wearing? 

His name would be Ozzy, cuz that's my nephew, and he'd be wearing super-soft boxing gloves that felt like soft animals when they hit your face. 

Complete the sentence:

Twitter needs... a lot of design tweaks and the ability to do specified muting. 

My bedroom doesn't have... a special ladyfriend to join me. 

Spiders are for... staying out of my way and eating the bugs that I really hate more, like centipedes. 

My fingernails like to... be gnawed off in fits of nerves. 

The best thing about Sundays is... Recording the BlankShowCast. 

Would you rather...?

Spend a month as:

A) A monkey hairstylist to unruly monkeys, with equally unruly hair
B) A mother in Toddler's and Tiara's
C) Bill O'Reilly 

If I retain my personality, I would be Bill O'Reilly and then go on TV and say things that were completely out-of-character for him. And by out-of-charater, I mean intelligent.

Spend an hour in a waiting room with:

A) A clown who takes his job too seriously
B) A politician who really wants your vote
C) A monkey hairstylist 

Probably the politician. He's gotta be convinced that I'm important, so I'd make him shower me with bribes. 

At 3pm, be:

A) Too sleepy
B) Too grumpy
C) Too sneezy
D) Too bashful
E) Too dopey 

In a way, I choose Dopey. Those who are ignorant of themselves seem to be the least worried about anxieties. I want that blissful ignorance sometimes. 

A) A chocolate hat while standing in the hot sun
B) An ice hat while standing in a blizzard
C) Lederhosen when you know there are Germans nearby 

Ice hat, easliy. IT'S AN ICE HAT! :D 

You killed Colonel Mustard in:
A) The Dining Room
B) The Billiard Room
C) The Study 

The Billiard Room. 

Please explain why you killed Colonel Mustard: He knew things. Things about my past. I couldn't allow him to speak. My secret will live forever. 

Draw a picture of yourself
I'd like to give my huge thanks to Tony for joining in with these ridiculous but very insightful questions.
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Saturday, June 29, 2013

Twitter Interviews!

I'm starting a new series on my blog here, called Twitter Interviews! Pretty self explanatory, really. I shall choose Twitter folk and give them in depth questions, so we can explore their soul, brain and hopefully guts and intestine-y stuff.

I reserve the right to change and keep questions from interview to interview. The questions may also reveal more about me than the interviewee, but hey that's how the cookies crumbles.....right out of my mouth.

See you at the first interview!

Monday, June 03, 2013

Hamster Hoarders

Yep behind the scenes of that show we've all seen on one of those channels we all know. You know, that Discovery/Nat Geo/Turbolistic type one. Yeah. Watch!