Tuesday, July 30, 2013

Twitter Interview #19 @wulluv

 Our 19th Twitter Interviewee is the great @wulluv! Unbeknownst to me, a fabulous draw-er, as you will see at the end of THIS VERY INTERVIEW.
Are you happy to participate in this interview or are you doing it against your will? 
I am not now nor have I ever been a member of the Communist Party, "concealed" or otherwise.
State your name and purpose: 
 My name is Wullie or WULL*E.  I’m on a mission of self discovery.
What is the funniest road sign? 
"One way tree"
You just won a years supply! But of what? 
 Condoms, to stop overpopulation.
Mitt Romney. How does he spend his time nowadays? 
Counting his money.
A spaceship just landed on Earth, right outside your house. An small alien emerges and asks you what the best foods on your planet are. How do you respond? 
Twinkies because it’s the best introduction to our superficial, self-destructive culture.
If you could spend the day traveling through a real life version of a game, which game would you choose? (Video and/or Board game) 
Trivial Pursuit would provide endless possibilities for going places and meeting famous people.
You just gained the ability to fly. Where do you fly to first? And do you talk to the birds while you're up there? 
First, I would circle the globe then talk with the birds at mission control.

Complete the sentence:
The silliest things happen when...you forget to zip up your fly.
Snow White should have...become a mormon and married the seven dwarfs.
When I'm sad...I write in my diary.
A grumpy 10 year old needs...to hang out with one of the seven dwarfs.
I have invented...reusable toilet paper.

Would you rather...Is this question a part of the multiple choices?
At 3pm be
A) Taking a nap
B) Having a snack
C) On a magic carpet ride

C) So I can avoid rush hour.

At a theme park
A) Only ride rollercoasters
B) Only play in the arcade
C) Only eat and drink and make fun of people who puke after getting off the rollercoasters

B) So I can avoid the fate of those who choose A and end up like C.
Stand on
A) A slug with just your socks on
B) a pile of nettles with no socks on
C) a painting that just took you an hour to do

C) Would probably improve the painting.

Have to
A) Give away your most prized possession
B) Keep that prized possession but pay a $100 fine in order to keep it
C) Steal someone else's prized possession and give that away instead

A) And take a huge tax deduction.
Instead of walking
A) Hop everywhere
B) Dance everywhere
C) Sneak everywhere

B) Only if I could be Fred Astaire paired with Ginger Rogers.

Draw a picture of yourself, be as detailed as you wish.
Check out @wulluv's other sites!


Anonymous said...

This is a great interview! Laura D. is the new Barbara Walters!

Laura D said...

Yay!! I'm a Scottish Barbara Walters!

dixiebelle said...

This was great! Gave me a few laughs this morning!