Wednesday, July 31, 2013

Twitter Interview #20 @RETR0JOE

 The honour of our 20th Twitter Interview goes to the hilarious and cool, and cool-ly hilarious and hilariously cool.....@RETR0JOE!! Yaaay!
Are you happy to participate in this interview or are you doing it against your will?
*Looks at guy holding a machete doing a cut throat gesture…
 Yes…Who the hell is Will? 

State your name and purpose: 

I'm Joe. My purpose in life is to play video games. 

Jiminy Cricket, the Mouse from Dumbo or Baloo. Who would be your preferred mentor?

Jiminy cricket so I could keep him with me at all times, also if he gets annoying I could just flick him away 

You just won a years supply! But of what? 

Money. If money isn't allowed my answer would be lottery tickets 

A ballerina just badmouthed you to a local newspaper. What did she say and why does she dislike you? 

She said I'm flat footed because I stood on her toes during swan lake 

I'll have a black coffee with 3 sugars, what will you have? 

What have you got? 

If you could spend the day traveling through a real life version of a game, which game would you choose? (Video and/or Board game) 

GTA 3 or Doom. I like to kill things 

I think buttocks is a funny word. What word amuses you? 

Fanny…because Americans think its something else. 

Complete the sentence:
Emotions are... Depressing 

When martians land, I want to... Steal their space ship 

I have too many... Space ships 

My pinky toe likes to... Run all the way home 

Crying is a good way to... Get my self to sleep at night

Would you rather... 

Be best friends with
A) A moth who is afraid of light
B) The fastest sloth in the world
C) A monkey. Any monkey. A monkey of your choice and you can name him. 

A because moths fascinate me, I call them the butterfly's of the night 

Work as
A) A window washer, but you can only use your spit to clean the windows
B) A gardener during a storm
C) Assistant to David Cameron 

C) so I can disagree with everything he is saying and suggest stupid things like banning porn to get his reputation down. 

A) A fly flying dangerously close to a giant spider web
B) A small mouse who has to run past a hungry cat to get home
C) A postman delivering letters to an angry dog 

C. So I could write the dog a letter telling him/her to chill out. 

A) A tie that's too heavy and hurts your neck
B) Shoes that are too hard and hurt your feet
C) An obvious toupee 

C) so it can attract the attention away from the fact I'm not wearing any pants 

Get the gift of
A) Play-doh
B) Plasticine
C) Clay 

A. I love the smell of play doh. It's in my top 3 list of smells besides petrol and unsmoked tobacco 

Draw a picture of yourself as a 1930s detective. Be as detailed as you wish.

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And of course, follow him on his Twitter @RETR0JOE

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