My 8th Twitter interview is with one half of the @tvsboh team!
(The Very Supreme Broadcast Of Honour)
To be more specific, with Mike! He is also my first ever Canadian Interviewee, so I am EXTRA EXCITED!!! Enjoy the comedy to come...
Are
you happy to participate in this interview or are you doing it
against your will?
I
am happy to participate AND I’m doing it against my will.
State
your name and purpose:
My
name is Mike from The Very Supreme Broadcast Of Honour (TVSBOH) and
my purpose is to destroy Higgins from TVSBOH but don’t tell him or
I’ll have to kill him.
What
is the funniest sound?
I
think the funniest sound is likely the sound of my face hitting the
cold tile of my bathroom floor after tripping on a cat (Meowzers)
that I’m cat-sitting for my great-aunt. Meowzers and I were getting
along swimmingly until that point.
What
food would you force your mortal enemy to eat?
Bacon.
Once they were done and satisfied, I’d let them know that there was
no MORE bacon and watch them cry in extreme pain and displeasure.
MUHAHAHAHAHAHA…ha?
You
just won a years supply! But of what?
Of
Two-Toned BBQ’d Vegetable-Pita Soy-Extracted Pine-Needle Sprinkled
Non-Organic Whipped 10% Cocoa Drizzled Vegan Smoked Replacement
Rubik’s-Cube Parts (Yellow Only)! YAY!
Write
a very short story about a mischievous tiger, who learns in the end
that he is actually a monkey. Please also give him a name.
Xanana
the tiger was just finishing the last of the bunch of bananas. He was
interested in only one thing – watching other tigers slip on banana
peels. He also kept a paw-full of his own poop ready so he could
throw it in the faces of his fallen tiger-friends faces and laugh at
them. He was quite the joker. But today, the joke would be on him.
Shortly after laying the peel from the banana he had just eaten
carefully in an ideal spot, Xanana, with poop in paw, waited
patiently for an unsuspecting tiger to approach and fall into the
trap. Suddenly, and without warning, a tiger lunged at Xanana from
behind and sunk its teeth into him. As the tiger was swallowing
Xanana, he asked of the tiger “Why are you eating a fellow tiger?”
to which the tiger replied with a mouth full of monkey “Tigers
don’t have names like Xanana. Tigers have names like Xiger.”
Xanana realized in that moment that he was a monkey. Seems like life
was the joker this time…Except that Xanana got the last laugh
because as the tiger ingested him he also ingested the handful of
monkey poop and died later that night from a bacterial infection of
the stomach lining. -Fin
Name
a movie you hate. How much would someone have to pay you to make you
watch it?
Grease.
$2.50 and a bottle of Sugar-Free Diet Baseball-Bat To The Head
Cheshire
cat, Felix the cat, Sylvester the cat, Tony the Tiger or Garfield?
Felix
The Cat and his Bag of Tricks! That freaking cat had a magic bag and
nothing beats a cat with a magic bag!
If
you could spend the day traveling through a real life version of a
game, which game would you choose? (Video and/or Board game)
The
Sims because I want a real job and have someone tell me when to go to
the bathroom.
Your
knee is hurting because an angry fly flew into it 17 times. Do you
retaliate or try to talk it out?
If
it would agree to fly to Higgins’ house and fly into his knee 18
times, I’d promise not to kill it.
Make
a motto using the following letters GFORT (an acronym, if you will)
Gravy
For
Old
Retired
Teachers
Complete
the sentence:
There
should be a new religion called...Electric Fence Peeing of Ow
My
elbow tastes like...the average elbow, with a new twist!
Toes
would be better if...they went out and got their own jobs –
freeloaders.
The
best thing about Saturday’s is...you never ever have to see those
people again. Until Monday.
I
can't remember...you. You can’t remember me. Don’t let your
LIIIIIFE, pass you by. We can’t recall the memoryyyyyy. (Written
and performed by Sarah McAlzheimer)
Would
you rather...
Spend
a week as an assistant to
A)
Bill Clinton
B)
Bill Gates
C)
Bill Murray
D)
Bill Nye the Science Guy
D.
Bill Nye the Science Guy is the coolest person in the world. AND
OUTTA THIS WORLD. BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL…
Be
A)
Doomed
B)
Damned
C)
Deserted
C.
I LOVE a nice dessert.
Have
your long lost twin, who you just met for the first time, be
A)
Fat
B)
Bald
C)
A number of cats in a long jacket pretending to be your twin
All
of the above. Bald, fat cats in a long jacket pretending to be my
twin. At least then they would resemble me. *runs off blubbering*
Be
named
A)
Baron Von Forkenberg
B)
Prince Poppington, the Polite Knight
C)
Mrs Peacock
B.
I have royal blood IRL so I think it only appropriate. Plus, I’m
pretty FREAKING NICE. GET IT? *shoves fist in your face in a
non-polite way*
Have
to
A)
Kiss a frog that doesn't ever become a human, let alone a Prince
B)
Climb Rapunzel's hair, even though she has many split ends and you
will likely fall
C)
Be Rumpelstiltskin
B.
I would bring only the finest leave-in conditioner. TRESemme. OH LALA
Draw
a picture of yourself saying something to us via speech bubble. Be as
detailed as you wish.
Now I KNOW you guys need to know more about The Very Supreme Broadcast of Honour,
so check them out here:
You can see why I interviewed Mike first...ahem...
