Poker Update

Not talked about poker in a while so I'll do it now.

• Paul and I (since we share a computer) have decided to come up with a timetable and we can book for instance I want to play from 4-6pm. That way we can get maximum poker time. There is also a rule that if a person is in a real good game you have to let them cut into your time....I was the first to excercise this rule today and Paul hasn't been able to play any poker at all yet. Just goes to show you that Howard Lederer and Annie Duke aren't the only brother/sister poker players out there!
• Earlier I was in a cash game (10-25) and had 19.98, I was going to play out my free hands then leave, Paul says to me "You should leave now" I tell him I'm playing out my free hands first. I get dealt QQ, and another on the flop, guy goes all in so I call and he catches a flush, so I'm down to 12 and then I leave. Then Paul keeps going on about the "I told you you should have left when you were at 19.98!" Which is very annoying. You want to know why? Read on....
• I was in a tournament and Paul was still beside me going on about it. So I tell him to be quiet cos I'm trying to concentrate. He then proceeds to call me Phil (Hellmuth). I am very annoyed now because I'm already losing in the tournament and he is making it worse. Paul then leaves for a while. While he is gone I go up about 3000 chips. He comes back with a little drawing in his hand. I look at this little drawing and it seems to be a drawing of me as a steam train. I tell him to be quiet because he is making me steam! He then goes on to makes choo choo noises! Needless to say I lose this tournament. This one goes to show you that you shouldn't let your brother watch you play poker! (And by the way, I always leave Paul alone when he plays poker and I certainly don't draw him! As a "steam" train or otherwise! I shall get my revenge soon......