A Nursery Rhyme by Laura D

*Tick tock* "Marjorie Dock" 
Who in the hell are you?
I've never hear of you before
And put down that bomb.

By Laura D 

First posted on Twitter HERE

Ba Dose by Laura D

I hate ba dose
Just too many blows
A spell by a witch
Is making me itch

On me it has fallen
A spell called pollen
In case you didn't knows
Ba dose is ma nose.

By Laura D
(Hayfever sufferer)