A Nursery Rhyme by Laura D

*Tick tock* "Marjorie Dock" 
Who in the hell are you?
I've never hear of you before
And put down that bomb.

By Laura D 

First posted on Twitter HERE

Laura D Wrecks The Classics

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty was a bowling ball
Not an egg
All the King's horses and all the King's men
Couldn't put Humpty together again
Because he was a bowling ball
And you can't fix one of those once it's broken

Laura D's Editorial on Piggys

One went to market, which I wouldn't recommend

One went home, so that was cool for him

One had roast beef, which means he ate a cow

One pig had none, so he was probably hungry

And the last one was upset by all the chaos, so that's why he went "wewewewewe"