Laura D Wrecks The Classics

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty was a bowling ball
Not an egg
All the King's horses and all the King's men
Couldn't put Humpty together again
Because he was a bowling ball
And you can't fix one of those once it's broken

2 Stupid Things About Cups

1. When you bring the cup too fast to your mouth and hit your top teeth, ouch!
2. You lift up your cup and somehow a drop of the juice randomly flies into the air, what the hell!

This has been...2 stupid but random things about cups.