A rodent with attitude
And not so much gratitude
All the food he will hoard
But at least he's not Rob Ford
He loves to sleep all day long
And doesn't think it's wrong
Breath making the cage misty
At least he's not Chris Christie
"Bring me tons of peanuts
And some carrots and doughnuts!"
Doesn't care what you say
Unlike the NSA
Now for some facts:
Doesn't ever pay tax
He's never seen a kitten
Best friend is Bill Clinton
That's Chino
By Laura D
