My First Ever Bread!

It's true! With no help from any husbands or anything, done it all on my own I dids!

Plus I added golden syrup, cos you gotsta represent the Scot in you. Yup. V tasty. All I have to say. V tasty, mf's.

Totties, Corned Beef and Beans. A Poem By Laura D

Totties, corned beef and beans
Yes we all know wut it means
The taste of it is just uncanny
Whether it's made by you, or Nanny

And then we all have brew stew
Much tastier than kangaroo
And of course that was made by Nan
But never in a caravan

But the best is mince and totties
Which never gives you blood clottys
But was made by wee Marion
Who by the way, ain't libertarian.

By Laura D

Brief Introduction to the Average Day of a Scot

You wanted to know what it's like to be Scottish, didn't you? Oh admit it, you little scamp. Well here I have given you direct info on said wut not...