First things first, from here on we will call the movie "Monkey Island". Much less scary that way!
Okay, onto the review!
I learned a lesson from "Monkey Island" and it was the following...(listen up kids! It's school time!)...
The Lesson I Learned: Humans are idiots. Also "Ape. Not. Kill. Ape".
It's a similar lesson I learned from Animal Farm...
"4 Legs Good, 2 Legs Bad"
Also, I'm not communist. Although I do enjoy the occasional Chinese TV show.
I GIVE MONKEY ISLAND: 8/10!
That roughly translates (in monkey terms) to: "More fun than a barrel of monkeys going over Niagara Falls! And twice as scary!"