Monday, May 30, 2011

Birthday Poem

My birthday is on Wednesday so I've decided to write a poem to honour myself...

Never had a birthday cake
Or a birthday party
Never had a boat by the lake
Or drawn a pic that's arty

Oh man, this is depressing...Oh I know something to write about!

Monkey nuts, monkey nuts
Get them at Halloween
Monkey nuts, monkey nuts
They're sort of like a bean!

Yeah boy! 153 days til HALLOWEEN!

Friday, May 27, 2011

CNN Typo

Just saw this on CNN International and took the photo as fast as I could.

Wednesday, May 18, 2011

The Daily Show

First of all, I realized I have to post something today because the number of posts I've done on this blog is 666!! :O But with this post it'll be 667, so you can all relax.

Okay, I thought people in America might want to know this: when the Daily Show with Jon Stewart is shown on tv over here, there is no bleeps! Yes, that's right, we can hear the swearing. I remember when I was in America I watched it and even though it is 11pm they get bleeped. But over here? No bleeps.

Just thought you might like to know, and do with this knowledge whatever you please. Now run free, little blog readers! Run free!

Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Two Theories by Laura D

Theory 1

People who claim to be "realists" are in fact pessimists. You ever notice how they tell you they are a realist right before they tell you something awful that is going to happen? They never seem to say, "I'm a realist, that's how I know I'm gonna have fun at this theme park today".

Theory 2

The more money someone has the poorer a place they want to go on holiday to. I really don't feel the need to give evidence for this one, I'll just tell you to watch out for it...when your richest friend tells you they are going Zimbabwe on holiday. Or your poorest friend tells you they want to go to America on holiday. Watch out for it! I'm telling you! The more money you have the poorer places you want to go!
Point....almost proven....

Wednesday, May 04, 2011

The Story of The Cat

Several days ago a cat was sitting in my garden, (for those who don't already know, I love cats) so as you do, I ran out there as fast as I could to take a photo of her with my phone. She saw me and ran...and I chased her, like some feline paparazzi.

She was gone and all I got was this photo...

But the next night she came back and actually stuck around, I played with her and petted her. I noticed at this point she is pregnant! So my mind starts buzzing with "ooh, I could steal her kittens!!!" and such...

For the last few days she has come back everynight. 2 nights ago I let her in and she didn't want to leave so I let her sleep in my bed. She was very strange though, as you can see in this photo she likes to sleep like a human, body on the bed and head on the pillow!

Also, with her face right in my face!

I would like to take this opportunity to say if you are a stray and would like to sleep in bed with me, you know where to find me. NOTE: this only applies to stray cats...not stray humans.

Anyway! I really hope she comes here when she is going to deliver her kittens, it's much safer for her and the kittens to be here than out on the streets. Plus I want to steal her kittens!!

Damn, just realized I posted a photo of me with no make up.