Halloween Poem

How do you write a poem about Halloween?
Maybe my coffee needs more caffeine
to come up with ideas for Halloween
Unlucky thirteen, getting a vaccine are both very scary
But still I find it necessary
to come up with a scarier and scarier idea
Here's one - nuclear bombs in North Korea
Oh my, I think I'm getting political
and maybe much too analytical
of my own stupid poems

Photograph!

What can I say? I like black and white

Photo of me, that's right

I was told my hair was like a lion's mane in that photo, all I could think was "hope he means Scar, he was the coolest of all lions, too bad he didn't get to be king". For some reason out of all the disney movies I always end up liking the bad guy, I can't help it, they're just cooler, all of them except in Aristocats...ofcourse I was rooting for the cats, they played Jazz! Those hep cats were smokin' man. Gotta split!

On the phone

Photo

P.S. Only 22 days til Halloween!!!

A very poetic story

Walking around my house I noticed a strange feeling in the air
How was I to know it was Leonnie standing over there?
I walked to Leonnie and I walked to Bud
Luckily they were standing together or I would've split in half
I rested an arm on the wall and asked if they wanted to play Cluedo
Bud said, "Hey, now, Laura that's real low"
He reminded me that we had to do a show

30 seconds later those tasty, tasty chips arrived
From a car that to my door drived
Bud opened the chips and what did I see but multiple pickles
Needless to say Leonnie and I laughed like we was being tickled
Bud refused his intake of pickles so what could we do but what we did?
Leonnie and I ate all the pickles even though Paul, I mean Bud, did forbid