You may or may not remember my last post directed at CNN, in which I try to get them to hire me:
Job Application To CNN
Needless to say, my post went un-noticed, my calls went un-answered and my glasses went un-smudged.
So today, I have regrouped (with myself, it's a small group, less secrets leaked that way) and come up with a new approach...
Want edge? I've got it! Want info? I'll find it! Want me? Then gimme a call CNN, it's your move.
Also, please note I have upgraded the glasses to meet your new standards. Now I can fit right in alongside the greats: