Saturday, July 07, 2012

The Amazing Spider-Man Review

I will start by saying this, in the past I have avoided watching any Spiderman stuff because I do not like SPIDERS. I do, however, like people who squish spiders for me...but that is besides the point! I decided today, I shall give Mr Spidey a chance.

Little did I realize that half of Spiderman is set in high school, American high school no less. So that brought up some relatability problems. I will say that if you're American you may have no problem watching this movie. ...I will also say that in comparison to this movie, I was able to relate to Abraham Lincoln hunting down vampires.

Half way through the movie I pretty much gave up and got my phone out to chat with my brother, I think it's best if I just post that conversation to give you a fuller appreciation of what I was going through...

me: Buddy
 Paul: hello!
  phone
 me: am in Spiderman
 Paul: aaaaaaaah
 me: its driving me bananas
 Paul: how is dis possible
  hahahahaa
 me: hahhhah
 Paul: what do u see
3:43 PM me: A man in a lab coat Hahhahah
 Paul: aaaaaaaaahahahaha
 me: I'll tell u how bad it is
  id rather be watching saved by the bell with a spider next to me
3:44 PM Paul: hahahahahaha
3:47 PM me: Cheesy lines and faces galore
 Paul: hhahaha
  typical spiderboy
  spiderbob
 me: yep
3:48 PM I'd rather watch 56 hours of spongebob, 1 ep repeated over and over
  Hahhaha
 Paul: Squidward!
  PAAAATrick
3:49 PM me: hahhahaRight now spiderboy is having dinner with his girlfriends parents

6 minutes
3:56 PM me: Want a pic?
 Paul: i
3:57 PM me: Ko hold on
3:58 PM Goin in dbox
 Paul: hahahhah
  looks like dennis leary
  oh wait is it
 me: it is!
 Paul: ahahahahah
 me:
3:59 PM ill take another when spiderboy is on
 Paul: ko
4:03 PM me: Dennis Learys nose looks big on the big screen
  If I may
 Paul: aaaaaaaaahaaah#
4:04 PM me: hahah
4:07 PM Spiderboy pic goin in dropbox
 Paul: webs
  hes a webmaster
  hahahhaa
 me: yep
4:08 PM hhahahahha he is!
 Paul: for further information please contact the webmaster.
 me: Hahaha
  What's that Spiderman poem?
  peter parker picked a pep of pickled peppers
 Paul: hahahahah
 me: Hahahhahah
4:13 PM  This movie could use a black guy 
That about sums it up for me.

I give this movie 3/10
(If you like white American teenagers in high school acting cheesy and listening to Coldplay then you may give this movie a higher rating)

33 comments:

Boots_33 said...

You know, Donald Glover (rapper/actor that plays Troy ion Community) lobbied to be the new Spidey. Fans supported the movement, but nope. Nothing.

Stupid studio.

Laura D said...

Well that would involve putting a black guy in it, as per my suggestion, but it seems they did not want any black people in this movie. Just white people who look very plain and act very cheesy XD

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