A New Form Of Poetry, Invented by Laura D

First of all, here's how it works:

You write in 2 columns
You must be able to read left to right (as if the columns weren't there)
And you must be able to read down the 2 columns

It's sort of a sudoku poetry! And man, it's hard.

So here's a poem I wrote on an airplane last week...

Flying                 high
in the                   air
conciousness     is like
"I am                   me"

I especially like the "I am high" part. I think we all like that part.

The Cat - Photos by Me

She is licking her nose and winking at me, I think this means she likes me

My STARmeter

Click the image to zoom in. According to IMDB, my star rating is up by one million percent! I have no idea what this means. I imagine it's a good thing?