Disney Princesses Question

Why isn't Nala considered a Disney Princess?? Is it cause she's a lion?! THIS AIN'T FAIR.

Let's start a petition!!

I'm A Bespectacled Fellow Now

Yes! Since I haven't mentioned it yet, I got my first ever pair of (real not prop) glasses. So now I can pretend to be smart and all.

Crayola Gear and a Neopet

 

My brand new crayola gear!! I will be keeping the yellow felt tip 

far away from the black.

Crayola tower of crayons! As you can see, these have been

used before.

And here is my first drawing using the pens and pencils.

It's a Meerca!!!

Oh the nostalgia.

Update! Edgar Allan Poe, Earthquakes and More!

I will do this post in my favourite form...BULLET POINTS! Pkaow, pkaow! (bullet shots)
Onto the update!

• There is someone that hasn't been formally introduced to the blogosphere yet. So now, grab your cameras, as I introduce my newest friend...the one, the only...

Edgar Allan Poe!

 Yes, he's a hamster.

• Yesterday, I experienced my very first earthquake!! Here's how it went down. Middle of the night I feel the bed shaking, and in my Neverland state (that place between sleep and awake) I figure maybe Edgar is running so fast on his wheel that he's shaking the whole entire bed. I go back to sleep and find out the next morning there was a 6.0 magnitude earthquake! My first ever, yay! Not as good as a ride on the teacups though.
• I think donkeys are underrated.

No finer way to finish off a blogpost than with a poem! So here we go, don't hold your breath but you might want to anyway:

17 kangaroos
Had 17 didgeridoos
Each played a tune
Around about noon
While the rest danced around and boxed
#BadTastePoem

By Laura D

Yeah, that's right I used a hashtag in a poem, deal with it.

Thanks for reading chaps and chapettes!

LD's Mini Review of "Dawn of the Planet of the Apes"

First things first, from here on we will call the movie "Monkey Island". Much less scary that way!

Okay, onto the review!

I learned a lesson from "Monkey Island" and it was the following...(listen up kids! It's school time!)...

The Lesson I Learned: Humans are idiots. Also "Ape. Not. Kill. Ape".

It's a similar lesson I learned from Animal Farm...

"4 Legs Good, 2 Legs Bad"

Also, I'm not communist. Although I do enjoy the occasional Chinese TV show.

 Oh yeah, please ignore this Chinese movie I starred in...

I GIVE MONKEY ISLAND: 8/10!

That roughly translates (in monkey terms) to: "More fun than a barrel of monkeys going over Niagara Falls! And twice as scary!"

Fishy Fish

I've heard tons of Americans, say the following sentence...

"I don't like fish that's too fishy."

And every single time I think...WHAT!

That's like saying "I don't like hotdogs that are too hotdoggy" or "I don't like comedy that's too funny".

Bizarre. Anyway, go on with your day, chaps!

Top Ten Failed Nickelodeon Reboots

10. Hey Arnold Schwarzenegger
9. CatDogPigHorse
8. Inspector Budget
7. Bugrats
6. Aaaaaa! No Monsters!
5. Ren and Stumpy
4. BotanyBob SquarePlants
3. Amiable Beavers
2. Kenan and Kelly Osbourne
1. Sabrina the Middle Aged Witch

Thank you and goodnight.

(Kudos to Bud for helping out)

Gardening Catalogues Are Fun

At last!! I've always wanted to confuse cats, and now I CAN!

 

I need to get the hamster union on the phone. This is clearly copyright infringement of the famous hamster ball. Tut tut tut.

  

This guy ain't taking none-a your sh**.

 And I leave you with this lovely lady, who is apparently departing a morgue.

Good day.

....I said GOOD DAY!

"X-Men: Days Of Future Past" Review

I ate a very tasty sandwich during this movie...

...oh! Also, Picard floats about on a wee mad wheelchair.

Thus, concludes my review of "X-Men: Darts of Future Farts" (original title, by the way)

I give that sandwich: 7/10

Birthday Presents Galore

Let's see the presents by category, shall we?

CUDDLYS:

"Flat Eric"

"Little Cousin Scampi"

BOOKS:

DVD'S:

SWEETIES:

 

GAMES:

 

HELLO KITTY:

And last but not least, I got a hamster!! She doesn't have a name yet but look how cute she is..

Paying her respects to Chino, of course.

I made out well on this birthday for sure! I even got a birthday card with a monkey on it...WHO COULD ASK FOR MORE?!

My Birthday Tomorrow!!!

Very excite!! And to celebrate this occasion I have decided to list some FANTASTIC things that happened the year I was born. So without any further adooooooo...

FANTASTIC THINGS THAT HAPPENED IN 1987

• U.S. President Ronald Reagan undergoes prostate surgery (See I told you this would be a good list!)
• Canada introduces a one dollar coin, nicknamed the "Loonie".
• World population is estimated to have reached five billion people. (Jeez oh, 2 billion people have been born since I've been alive)
• The second Star Trek TV series The Next Generation premieres in syndication. (Yay!)
• The Simpsons cartoon first appears as a series of shorts on The Tracey Ullman Show.
• Microsoft releases Windows 2.0.
• Michael Jackson releases his hit album Bad.
• Thomas Knoll and John Knoll develop the first version of Photoshop.
• The first Kentucky Fried Chicken restaurant in Mainland China opens in Beijing.

It's LD!!!

I believe they call 'em selfies. That's not what I call 'em tho. I call 'em "Pictures ay masel", but then again am Scottish. So you can call 'em selfies. ...in fact you can't, cause they're not pictures of you.

Thought of the Day - HairWebs

I hate when spiders use strands of my hair as part of their web. That's just laziness surely!

Freakin' lazy spiders...

Classic Conversations with Laura D

Based on a true story...

...actually, word for word a true story...

LD: hey wait
LD: gold diggers, right?
LD: aren't they originally men?
LD: how come they swapped it over?
Bud: oh yeah
LD: hahahha
Bud: hahahaha
LD: it's the men that are the TRUE gold diggers!
Bud: coal aswell
LD: coal diggers
LD: santa must employ a few of those
Bud: yesss
LD: for the naughty listers
Bud: Dave lister
LD: I think he might get coal
LD: but if it's in vindaloo sauce he'd probably just eat it
Bud: ohhh
Bud: That will be rd11
LD: coal in vindaloo sauce
Bud: rimmer gets coal and tries to find out what he did
Bud: scary voice
Bud: u killed 168 ppl
Bud: "oh that"
LD: this is great
LD: I believe they call it fanfic
LD: like when Mulder and Scully went on a picnic
Bud: hahaha
Bud: strange
LD: thank you

Hamuketsu!

With all the recent talk of Hamuketsu (hamster buttocks), I figured I better add to this craze with some ChinoKetsu!

Check out that ketsu!!

After Shower Temporary Tattoo

C'mon we all know we're hearing this song right now...

Go to 0.23 if you are impatient ;D

Getting Old

You know those Time Life adverts (commercials) that come on late at night? "Get the entire box set of Hogan's Heroes", and other old timey shows like that? Sometimes it's "get this album of 50's rock n' roll!". Well for the first time EVER, I've just seen one of those adverts aimed at my generation. And this was it...


Mighty Morphin Power Rangers!! So this means I am officially OLD. What's worse though is....I WANT IT!! Look! Free Red Ranger and all!!

2 Rodent Related Doodles by Laura D

 Susan Squirrel: Attorney At Law!

As with all of us, even hamsters need to check Google to see if

they are sick. You know, just to be sure.

Reasons To Hate Spiderman (And Spiderman Toys)

So on Friday I got myself a Happy Meal. Just look at that, it's rare you

take a picture of your Micky D's and have it ACTUALLY look good.

So just look at that for a minute.

(Apple slices not pictured, as they angered me so much

I didn't even take them out the bag)

Okay, that's enough staring, boys and girls.  As we all know the best(ish) part of a Happy Meal is the toy. I received a Spiderman toy! .....I do not like Spiderman. I have done many posts on this but we'll not go into that right now*.

Here he is in all his glory...

He's like one of those dreidels. Spins about like a maniac. My question is: How the HELL does that help him defeat his enemies??!! Surely that would hinder the whole process. We all know Batman is the greatest super hero of all. Now let me ask you...have you ever...EVEN ONCE...seen Batman spin around in circles? I think not. And I think I've made my point here.


...One would think that's where the story ends. But alas! You would be incorrect mon freres and soeurs. (ma soeurs??) Anyway, that night, I brought Spidey boy home with me...and as I went to shower, there was a spider in the bath!!!

I thought nothing of it. As would be normal.

But then...2 nights later. I'm in bed, "hmm...somethings tickling my arm..must be my hair", at this point I remember I had put my hair UP. But thought nothing of it.

...9 seconds later, another tickle. "Hmm, that's weird, let me scratch it" As I move my hand to scratch my upper arm (you know, where my huge muscles are) I turn my head and simultaenously JUMP OUT OF THE BED.......BACKWARDS!

A black spider was crawling up my arm. MY NAKED ARM. Eeeeeuuuuccchhhh!! (Scottish term, that is)

Both of these times, my lovely husband came to the rescue. He's so lovely. He kills for me, you know. It's like Goodfellas, but with spiders.

Anyhoo, getting to the point. After all these incidents, for a few days I had been noticing a spider in the corner of the bathroom. But I didn't want to keep looking like a sissy. So I said nothing. "I don't need to go into that corner anyway, you can have it, Mr Spider! It's all yours!"

And then today, husband goes to the bathroom, comes back, grabs a lighter, says "There's a black widow in there". The same spider I'd been seeing all those days!!! I shoulda just screamed like with all the other spiders! But oh no, I didn't want to be a sissy.

Jeez oh. I give ONE spider ONE chance ONE time in all my life!!! And this is what happens. NEVER AGAIN! Freakin' spiders.

So in conclusion, I blame that Spiderman toy. He was luring all his friends into my flat. He is in the bin now.

*Amazing Spiderman Review

Now THAT'S A Deal, Dominos!

A REAL EMAIL I got today. Domino's...you so generous!!

Chalk It Up!

My sidewalk chalk drawings from today...

 Werehamster Observes a Full Moon

A Singular Tree

It's A Chicken and Egg Thing..

Perhaps there will be more later! "oooh, ahhh", I hear you say. And while you do that I'll be off figuring out what other things are purple, blue, yellow and green...

....I need more chalk colours...

SuperHam Haiku

Cape fluttered in breeze
No criminal made him freeze
He was SuperHam

To Ganymede and Titan

Yes sir, I've been around...

A TRICYCLE!!

Tonight, my very thoughtful husband walked by some bins...and saw a tricycle...

NOW IT'S MINE!

Check out that super cool Hello Kitty tattoo, lads! Also ignore the distortion of the phone making my head and legs huge. I mean my head is big but not Keith Olbermann big. Jeez Oh.

Alright, who wants to get on the back? I'll drive you round the block, free of charge!