I'm A Bespectacled Fellow Now

Yes! Since I haven't mentioned it yet, I got my first ever pair of (real not prop) glasses. So now I can pretend to be smart and all.

It's LD!!!

I believe they call 'em selfies. That's not what I call 'em tho. I call 'em "Pictures ay masel", but then again am Scottish. So you can call 'em selfies. ...in fact you can't, cause they're not pictures of you.

A TRICYCLE!!

Tonight, my very thoughtful husband walked by some bins...and saw a tricycle...

NOW IT'S MINE!

Check out that super cool Hello Kitty tattoo, lads! Also ignore the distortion of the phone making my head and legs huge. I mean my head is big but not Keith Olbermann big. Jeez Oh.

Alright, who wants to get on the back? I'll drive you round the block, free of charge!

Lazy Day Laura D

Haircut

Yep, all of that hair is now cut off. Too many split ends, or as I like to call them, "side shoots"! I like to think of myself as a tomato plant. I'm just gonna leave you with that thought, no explanation. I'm a tomato plant.

Enjoy your day!

I Gots A New Hat

 I'm a cowboy! *Insert Deadliest Catch theme here*

 Yeah, I shoot in 2 different directions. So what? I'm shooting two people comin at me from different angles, alright?! Leave it!

Oh lordy lordy! She despit' do what she say, do what she say!!

Job Application to CNN

Dear CNN,

I would like to work with your network and have included my photo. As you can see I have a face on that says I don't like the "spin" you're giving me, what's the truth here.

Also, as I know your network avoids taking a stance on issues, I shall be using this face on both Democrats and Republicans. This way I can stick to your agenda of annoying everyone.

I may not have as much grey as Anderson Cooper or as much outright smarm as Piers Morgan, but I think I can do the job. I even propose that I wear patches on my arms with various logos on them so you don't have to cut to adverts every 3 minutes.

Hope to hear from you soon,
Laura D

Look How Cool I Am

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Or at least cool I think I am.

A Cool Photo Of Me!

I think this may be one of the few photos that represents how small I am in life, that's why it's cool!

I had no idea if the sequins would stay on my cheek or not. I used a make up glitter gel to stick them there and luckily for me it worked! Yay!

Interested in where I found the sequins? Once upon a time, my cousin gave me a little pouch with glitter and sequins inside and a note that read thus...

"Pixie Dust - There comes a time when everyone has to grow up. The Pixie Dust helps to lengthen your childhood and stop you growing up. All you have to do is....BELIEVE!"

And there we have it. Magic Pixie Dust stuck to my cheek.

Here's the photo I spoke of earlier! It's cool! :D

Me!

There hasn't been a real, non-comical photo of me on my blog for a while so here you go my friends! :D