Showing posts with label cnn. Show all posts
Showing posts with label cnn. Show all posts

Sunday, October 07, 2012

CNN, Hire Me

You may or may not remember my last post directed at CNN, in which I try to get them to hire me:

Job Application To CNN

Needless to say, my post went un-noticed, my calls went un-answered and my glasses went un-smudged.

So today, I have regrouped (with myself, it's a small group, less secrets leaked that way) and come up with a new approach...


Want edge? I've got it! Want info? I'll find it! Want me? Then gimme a call CNN, it's your move.

Also, please note I have upgraded the glasses to meet your new standards. Now I can fit right in alongside the greats:


Thursday, December 29, 2011

Job Application to CNN

Dear CNN,

I would like to work with your network and have included my photo. As you can see I have a face on that says I don't like the "spin" you're giving me, what's the truth here.

Also, as I know your network avoids taking a stance on issues, I shall be using this face on both Democrats and Republicans. This way I can stick to your agenda of annoying everyone.

I may not have as much grey as Anderson Cooper or as much outright smarm as Piers Morgan, but I think I can do the job. I even propose that I wear patches on my arms with various logos on them so you don't have to cut to adverts every 3 minutes.

Hope to hear from you soon,
Laura D

Friday, May 27, 2011

CNN Typo

Just saw this on CNN International and took the photo as fast as I could.

Tuesday, September 08, 2009

Something I Noticed on CNN's Political Ticker


I direct you to the caption below the photo of Obama and Clinton. (Click the image to see big version)

Last time I checked it is still there on the Political Ticker CLICK HERE