CNN, Hire Me

You may or may not remember my last post directed at CNN, in which I try to get them to hire me:

Job Application To CNN

Needless to say, my post went un-noticed, my calls went un-answered and my glasses went un-smudged.

So today, I have regrouped (with myself, it's a small group, less secrets leaked that way) and come up with a new approach...

Want edge? I've got it! Want info? I'll find it! Want me? Then gimme a call CNN, it's your move.

Also, please note I have upgraded the glasses to meet your new standards. Now I can fit right in alongside the greats: