Open Letter to Chris Carter of The X-Files

Taylor Swift and Hell

Dear Mr and or Mrs Swift,

Your recent comments regarding women not helping other women and those women having a "special place in hell" is confusing my brain. You are not helping female comedians by limiting the kind of jokes we can make. I need say no more.

Sincerely,
Mr and or Mrs Laura D

Job Application to CNN

Dear CNN,

I would like to work with your network and have included my photo. As you can see I have a face on that says I don't like the "spin" you're giving me, what's the truth here.

Also, as I know your network avoids taking a stance on issues, I shall be using this face on both Democrats and Republicans. This way I can stick to your agenda of annoying everyone.

I may not have as much grey as Anderson Cooper or as much outright smarm as Piers Morgan, but I think I can do the job. I even propose that I wear patches on my arms with various logos on them so you don't have to cut to adverts every 3 minutes.

Hope to hear from you soon,
Laura D

Dear Tim Burton

I dare you to put some pink in your movies.

Sincerely,
Laura D