Random Things I Find Interesting - Food Edition

...or RTIFI! hmm, maybe not, that's hard to say and sounds too much like Rafiki. Onto the bullet points!

• The utter outrage I felt upon learning that they changed the name of Micro Chips:

QUICK CHIPS?!!

• When 2 tic tacs become stuck:

 Look at those little scamps!

• Being a lettuce farmer for Hamilton:

 Mmm, fresh as the day it was hoarded.

Update! Edgar Allan Poe, Earthquakes and More!

I will do this post in my favourite form...BULLET POINTS! Pkaow, pkaow! (bullet shots)
Onto the update!

• There is someone that hasn't been formally introduced to the blogosphere yet. So now, grab your cameras, as I introduce my newest friend...the one, the only...

Edgar Allan Poe!

 Yes, he's a hamster.

• Yesterday, I experienced my very first earthquake!! Here's how it went down. Middle of the night I feel the bed shaking, and in my Neverland state (that place between sleep and awake) I figure maybe Edgar is running so fast on his wheel that he's shaking the whole entire bed. I go back to sleep and find out the next morning there was a 6.0 magnitude earthquake! My first ever, yay! Not as good as a ride on the teacups though.
• I think donkeys are underrated.

No finer way to finish off a blogpost than with a poem! So here we go, don't hold your breath but you might want to anyway:

17 kangaroos
Had 17 didgeridoos
Each played a tune
Around about noon
While the rest danced around and boxed
#BadTastePoem

By Laura D

Yeah, that's right I used a hashtag in a poem, deal with it.

Thanks for reading chaps and chapettes!

Birthday Presents Galore

Let's see the presents by category, shall we?

CUDDLYS:

"Flat Eric"

"Little Cousin Scampi"

BOOKS:

DVD'S:

SWEETIES:

 

GAMES:

 

HELLO KITTY:

And last but not least, I got a hamster!! She doesn't have a name yet but look how cute she is..

Paying her respects to Chino, of course.

I made out well on this birthday for sure! I even got a birthday card with a monkey on it...WHO COULD ASK FOR MORE?!

Hamuketsu!

With all the recent talk of Hamuketsu (hamster buttocks), I figured I better add to this craze with some ChinoKetsu!

Check out that ketsu!!

2 Rodent Related Doodles by Laura D

 Susan Squirrel: Attorney At Law!

As with all of us, even hamsters need to check Google to see if

they are sick. You know, just to be sure.

SuperHam Haiku

Cape fluttered in breeze
No criminal made him freeze
He was SuperHam

Chino Goes In Various Objects - A Video Tribute To The Boy

Our New Show on Nick Jr!

Still trying to convince them to change the name to "Laura the Explora"...

I get to teach children how to speak Scottish, such as "HAW MAN, AM ON AY NIGHTSHIFT"

While Chino teaches us how to echo locate just be squeaking!

Chino the Tank Engine

Full Moon

Which can mean only one thing....

WEREHAMSTER!!!!

RUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!!

Chino Being a Tribble

An Ode to Chino

A rodent with attitude

And not so much gratitude

All the food he will hoard

But at least he's not Rob Ford

He loves to sleep all day long

And doesn't think it's wrong

Breath making the cage misty

At least he's not Chris Christie

"Bring me tons of peanuts

And some carrots and doughnuts!"

Doesn't care what you say

Unlike the NSA

Now for some facts:

Doesn't ever pay tax

He's never seen a kitten

Best friend is Bill Clinton

That's Chino

By Laura D

Flora and Fauna Through a Phone-a

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

28 Days Til Halloween! - Hamster Trick or Treating

"Can I go Trick or Treating now?"

He realized if he goes IN the bag, he can eat the candy as it's dropped in!

Now that's a smart hammy.

Chino and the Lab Scientist

Yes, I made a comic strip. Starring the one and only Chino the Hamster with our good friend The Lab Scientist!

Drawn by Laura D

Chino Does An Ace Ventura Impression

Easter for Chino

Chocolate is poison for hamsters!! It's cyanide!! So instead, we gave Chino a quail egg for his Easter and this is what ensued...

Chino the Movie

Trailer for the upcoming movie about the baddest hammy you know...

Update

• I created a new blog just for my photos...head over and have a peek! HERE
• Chino the hamster now has an outdoor house of his own, a car too. Just for those times when Laura D is bothering him too much, he packs a little tiny suitcase and heads out there...

•  I got a Hello Kitty face tattoo so I can be a tough guy like my idol Mike Tyson

FYI Mike Tyson is not my idol. ...No offense.

Laura D Recommends An Upcoming Movie

"Chino Into Darkness" ....and yes that is hamster buttocks.