I had a dream last night, everyone kept going on and on about this kid who won a poetry contest. They kept saying it's the best poem they've ever read. After much wondering, at the end of the dream I got to see it. It was engraved on this black piece of, I dunno, thing. And this was it...
"Camel identity
Worth ink"
Now if anyone can figure out what the hell that means, I would be more than interested to know!
Speaking of which, why do poems have to be so cryptic? Why can't you just have a good old fashioned poem where you don't need to crack a code? Like, oh I don't know....this one I just wrote...
Buttocks, buttocks
They're so great
Sat on by a buttock
That's my fate
This poem represents my premonition of dying by accidentally being sat on by a fat person.
Also, poets should have to explain their poems. The way I just did. Cause I'm cool.
Buttocks.
