Disney Princesses Question

Why isn't Nala considered a Disney Princess?? Is it cause she's a lion?! THIS AIN'T FAIR.

Let's start a petition!!

The Dream Poem

I had a dream last night, everyone kept going on and on about this kid who won a poetry contest. They kept saying it's the best poem they've ever read. After much wondering, at the end of the dream I got to see it. It was engraved on this black piece of, I dunno, thing. And this was it...

"Camel identity

Worth ink"

Now if anyone can figure out what the hell that means, I would be more than interested to know!

Speaking of which, why do poems have to be so cryptic? Why can't you just have a good old fashioned poem where you don't need to crack a code? Like, oh I don't know....this one I just wrote...

Buttocks, buttocks

They're so great

Sat on by a buttock

That's my fate

This poem represents my premonition of dying by accidentally being sat on by a fat person.

Also, poets should have to explain their poems. The way I just did. Cause I'm cool.

Buttocks.

Film Festivals

How come it costs to submit a movie to most film festivals?? Is it to keep out the riff raff like me?! Is it?! ...I bet it is...

Hello Bunny?

Who is that bunny that is always with Hello Kitty? I never really pay attention to it but now I notice it, I want to know who it is!

I don't know why Hello Kitty is giving me the finger either.

Details

Does anyone else try to match the colour of their clothes to the hanger they are on? As in, pink shirt on pink hanger. Or is it just me?