Are Humans the Only Ones Who Trip?

I never see a cat trip over something. Even monkeys, you never see monkeys tripping. Humans be trippin'.

Twitter Re-Interview #29 with @Boots_33

 A VERY exciting re-interview for me today!

As it's with my best pal in all the whole wild world (and yes,

I did say whole WILD world, it's damned wild out there!

...okay it was a typo to start with)

my bestest percent pal @Boots_33!!

Read on and you'll love him just as much as I do...

but not more! That's not allowed. Sorry.

Are you happy to participate in this re-interview or are you doing it against your will?
I will accept an interview as many times as I get them. :)

In what way has your life changed since your last Twitter Interview? I assume you now get recognized on the streets, is this a bother to you?
If I was employed last time, that has changed, as I am once again not. I don't mind the recognition, though. I just wish they didn't kick me.

You just won ANOTHER years supply! But of what?
Girl Scouts Thin Mints-flavored coffee creamer. Love the stuff.

Hey Arnold, Doug, Rocko or Catdog?
Probably Doug. It had the catchiest theme song.

You got drunk last night and have no recollection of that brand new tattoo on your forearm. What would be the most embarrassing thing it could say?
True Belieber

What number am I thinking of?
It's not really a number, but more of a percentage. :)

If you could get rid of any tv channel, which would it be?
TruTV. Nothing on that channel is remotely truthful. Horrendous.

Complete the Sentence:

Rub a dub dub...Percent Pals 4 lyfe, bub.

The worst thing to put on a pizza is...shards of glass

At 7pm, I usually can be found...quite easily. I'm a big dude. It's tough for me to hide.

Gorillas can be scary, but not scarier than...edible underwear.

My computer likes...soft, candlelit dinners.

Would You Rather...

Rather
A) Give a gift
B) Receive a gift
C) Both
Give. Easily.

Be eaten by
A) A dastardly lion
B) 100 ravenous worms
C) 2 sneaky rats wearing top hats and proclaiming you to be "an acquired taste"
A lion, because then I can claim that I was a feast worthy of kings.

Dance without moving your
A) Feet
B) Arms
C) Head
All of the above, cuz I'm a terrible dancer.

Have a cartoonist draw you
A) On a bad hair day
B) In the nude
C) Merrily digging a grave
C – It would be his final drawing.

Have to
A) Eat a burrito with a ton of sour cream on it
B) Spend a whole day with Donald Trump
Surprisingly, B. I might have to listen to Trump spew his nonsense for a day, but he could buy me a crapload of delicious untainted burritos and I would eat every single one of them. Sour Cream is the devil's disgusting invention.

Draw a picture of yourself as a happy percent sign. Be as detailed as you wish.

Where else can you find Tony I hear you ask? Well continue reading!

"I do podcasts!"
www.blankshowcast.podbean.com (We're migrating SOON! Stay tuned...)
www.chemicalxshow.com

"I also has a blog that doesn't get a lot of love from me, but I'm hoping to turn that around. Check it out!"
www.thebootcave.wordpress.com

Twitter Interview #28 with @OcarinaOfTom

 Our 28th interview is with the very funny and interesting @OcarinaOfTom!

Now sit back, relax and enjoy the chaos :D

Are you happy to participate in this interview or are you doing it against your will?
Happy? I’m ecstatic! You are the first person ever to interview me.

State your name and purpose:
My name is Tom Hall. My purpose is to rid the world of reply all text messages while promoting my message of love and cheese.

If you could only have one type of sandwich for the rest of your life, what would it be?
Definitely the cheesesteak if we are going on sandwich genre alone. I could get steak or chicken, awesome melty cheese and good veggies. There is not even a close second.

You just won a years supply! But of what?
Milk. Definitely milk. It is more expensive than gas at this point and I drink it as though it contains my life force. And whole milk, too. None of that hippie 2% and lower. That is just white water. Also, soy milk is not milk. It is soy juice. The soy bean has no nipple.

Who is your least favourite Looney Tune?
This may not be a popular choice, but Porky Pig. He is just not funny to me. He has no real meaningful interaction with the other characters on a regular basis except for Petunia and who cares about her? She’s less entertaining than Porky. Give me a Wile E Coyote any day. Poor guy just wants a good meal and his pride won’t let him give up and just buy a chicken dinner. Now THAT is relatable.

If you could spend the day traveling through a real life version of a game, which game would you choose? (Video and/or Board game)
Oh! I can choose board games? Sweet! Candyland. Come on, who hasn’t at least once in their life dreamt of a world entirely made of candy?

An actual fly on the wall wants to blackmail you. I won't ask what he saw you do, but what are his demands?
He is giving me six months to finally play through my video game backlog. If so much as one game remains unbeaten, he is spilling the beans. *Queue dramatic organ music*

Complete the Sentence:

If 2 heads are better than one, then...everyone will want a second head, leading to an explosion in business for hat makers everywhere.

My best facial expression is...my “up to no good” face as I suddenly gain the visage of Emperor Palpatine

Pigeons are useful for...carrying message during the Civil War and making sure you wash your car regularly.

I never have enough...bacon.

Superman may be able to fly, but I can...manage not to destroy most of the planet with Michael Bay explosions in the name of “saving” it from Zod.

Would You Rather...

Have to
A) Sit on a wet bench
B) Have a runny nose but no tissues
C) Skip everywhere you go for a week, even to the bathroom
A

Go a month without
A) Your phone
B) Your computerB

Have your likeness portrayed in
A) A comic book
B) A video game
C) graffiti
B

Spend the day as
A) A bee
B) An ant
C) A grasshopper
B

Please explain your decision:
I think it would be crazy fun to be able to lift many times my own weight for a day. I would have a bunch of other ants get on each other’s backs and I would bench press them to impress the queen. Then some careless human would step on the mound and I would spend the rest of the day running around at full speed trying to rebuild my home.

Draw a picture of yourself as heavyweight champion of the world. Be as detailed as you wish.

 See more from Tom at the following places:

@OcarinaOfTom on Twitter

On 1 More Castle

And over at Video Gaming Hard Corps

Twitter Interview #27 with @destroy_robots

 Our 27th interview is with the very cool

@destroy_robots!
Spoiler alert: he'd actually

not like us to destroy any robots as they're pretty cool.

Read on for more shocking developments!

Are you happy to participate in this interview or are you doing it against your will?
I am happy to do it, however if I was forced, I wouldn't say so obviously, or I might not like the consequences!

State your name and purpose:
Nick. My purpose is to live, and love.

The Simpsons, King of the Hill or Futurama?
Futurama without a doubt. It has lots of robots in it, and despite my twitter handle, I personally think robots are pretty cool.

You just won a years supply! But of what?
Free wishes. However if that wasn't possible, beer.

Kelloggs are getting tired of Tony the Tiger and his huge ego. They ask you to come up with a new mascot for them. What's your mascot's name and species?
I think Kellogs should dump Tony and go for someone younger. Tony's huge ego is only the result of royalties which have paid for his mansion, where he lives the typical rich animal lifestyle, snorting sugar off a deer's bosom.

If you could spend the day traveling through a real life version of a game, which game would you choose? (Video and/or Board game)
I'd have a go at Super Mario, any of the games I guess. Sure stomping on enemies is effective, but has Mario ever tried talking to them in a civilised manner? Perhaps the Goombas are very reasonable, and eager to listen to facts about their boss, Bowser. Not sure about a board game.

You receive a message to come to a secret location, at a secret time. You are told no more than this. What do you do, given that they did not specify the location or time? Also, who sent that message?
I would do nothing. Maybe check a map for a place called "Secret Location".


Complete the Sentence:

My face often looks like... death

Cats are the worst at... cooking

I'd like rainbows better if... they were brighter

My kitchen always contains... me eating

The best bet is... not to gamble


Would You Rather...

Spend an hour being
A) Confused
B) Curious
C) Delirious
Curious wouldn't be that bad, especially if you know its only for an hour.

For a week eat only
A) Fruit
B) Vegetables
C) Cereal
Fruit. Done it before.

Call a toilet
A) The john
B) The loo
C) The lavatory
D) W.C
E) The bog
F) Eff off, it's called a toilet!
g- the dunny! (I am an Aussie after all)

Star in
A) A cowboy movie
B) A sci-fi movie
C) A super hero movie
B or C would be fine, hard to pick. I love Sci-Fi, but then I'd love to be in a super hero movie. C.

Wear
A) A tie as a belt and a belt as a tie, for a day
B) A bowtie, bowler hat and monocle for a month
B. Definitely B.

Draw a picture of yourself with your sidekick "Mr Banana". Be as detailed as you wish.

 Now head over to @destroy_robots and follow him! Do it now!

Twitter Interview #25 - Re-Interview with @Sonicfan00715

 That's right everyone! The Twitter Interview series is back....with AVENGENCE!
Today's interview is actually a Re-Interview with the

wonderful @Sonicfan00715

(Read his first interview HERE)

Are you happy to participate in this re-interview or are you doing it against your will?
I'm very happy to participate in this re-interview of course, there is pizza in front of me so I definitely can't say no :D

Are you a happier person since participating in the Twitter Interview series? (Hint: The answer is YES)
YES! I am :D I spin dashed for joy since I'm participating in the interview series

You just won ANOTHER years supply! But of what?
Fruit gushers :D

If you could only play 3 games for an entire year. What would they be?
Sonic 3 & knuckles, crash bandicoot & spyro :D

You are youself at 6 yrs old. What would your perfect meal and dessert be?
Pizza & ice cream :D but then I'd probably regret it hours later from the major stomach ache I would have.

Cartoons! Which cartoon has the best theme song? And which has the worst?
The best cartoon theme song definitely has to be Ducktales & I can't really think of a bad cartoon theme song there are alot of good ones haha xD

An elderly man approaches you thinking you are his grandson, do you go along with it just in case he will give you money?
I go along with it & say hug me grandpa in my best eric cartman voice


Complete the Sentence:

The best weather is... cold weather since you get to dress warm :D

I often spill... water

My computer desk always... seems dirty

The silliest things are... silly putty

Monkeys like bananas. But turtles like... pizza cowabunga!


Would You Rather...

Skip
A) Breakfast
B) Lunch
C) To my lou
C definitely C

Have to
A) Take a big sniff of a very smelly shoe
B) Put your hand into a slimy garbage bag
C) Rinse your mouth with mouthwash someone else has already use
I'd definitely do A because it seems the least disgusting

Have dinner with
A) Sonic
B) Tails
C) Knuckles
D) Robotnik
Definitely sonic cuz he's the fastest thing aliiiiiive!

On Christmas Eve, take on the role of
A) Santa
B) A reindeer of your choice
C) An elf
Santa

Please explain your choice: Because I'd get to bring billions of presents to all the good boys & girls of the world & bring them happiness & cheer with my reindeer & say ho ho ho! & be jolly & wear a really cool red suit :D with a white beard, then I'd make captain crunch dress up as santa & give everyone a lifetime supply of christmas crunch berries :)

Draw a picture of yourself as the answer to the last question. Be as detailed as you wish.

Follow him on Twitter for video game related chatter

as well as everything 90s! - @Sonicfan00715

Twitter Interview #24 @RabidGummiBear

Our first Twitter Interview in more than a month

is with the very lovely, very funny @RabidGummiBear!

Enjoy the crazy hilarity!

Are you happy to participate in this interview or are you doing it against your will?

Definitely against my will :p Nah I love doing silly things like this!

State your name and purpose:

Isabel (Rabidgummibear) I came to rock the microphone because I'm not internationally known.

What is the best sound?

Dinging of a timer that tells me something I'm cooking is done!

You just won a years supply! But of what?

Cookies because you can never have enough cookies.

You bumped your funny bone. Do you find it funny or just painful?

Painful and probably includes lots of cursing.

You've been hired to cater a 10 person picnic. What sort of sandwiches will you make? And what juice will you bring? And can I come, please?

I would make a variety of sandwiches so everybody would have something they like. I'd probably bring a variety of wines and maybe sparkling cider or something. Of course you can come!

If you could spend the day traveling through a real life version of a game, which game would you choose? (Video and/or Board game)

Mass Effect it's my favorite universe. I'd probably want to spend more than a day there though.

The Simpsons writers just hired you to write an episode where one of the characters dies. Which Simpsons character do you kill and how do they die?

Honestly I've not watched the Simpsons in so long I'm not sure who I'd kill. Probably everybody and then have some weird voodoo magic happen and they return to life.

Make a motto using the following letters: IRWOF

I rock with otter fists

 

Complete the Sentence:

Monsters are only scary if...your feet or body part is hanging off the bed

My kitchen cupboards usually contain... lots of baking supplies

I am one crazy... gummi bear.

Seagulls really like... alka seltzer.

Hello Kitty is... the best at being on big pink balls.

 

Would you rather...

Own a perfume made by monkeys that smells like:

A) Bananas

B) Trees

C) Monkeys

B of course. Why would you want to smell like monkeys? I don't like monkeys or gorillas or pretty much any of that. Bad experience as a child.

Have dinner with

A) A very drunk dentist

B) A very hyper 6 year old

C) A very sad elephant who refuses to eat

B because I could just build legos with the kid or something.

Spend a week working as

A) A street sweeper in a very dusty town

B) A Ghostbuster in a city with no ghosts

C) A squirrel hairstylist

B because I would love to be a ghostbuster

Have

A) A beak instead of a mouth

B) Paws instead of hands

C) A Tail, but we will have to ask you to give up your buttocks

C (Breaking the trend of Bs!) because I want a pretty tail to whack people with

Be a guest star on

A) Cheers

B) The Fresh Prince of Bel Air

C) Bewitched

C because I love Bewitched the most out of all those shows.

 

Draw a picture of yourself wearing a bear costume. Be as detailed as you wish.

I refuse! I will draw myself as a bunny though...

I bring you the masterpiece my friend @somethingpc made for our podcast. It features me as a bunneh :3

 See more from @RabidGummiBear here:

Her YouTube Channel

Podcasts:

www.chemicalxshow.com

www.blankshowcast.podbean.com

Twitter Interview #23 @PhilScowcroft

 Our 23rd Twitter Interview is with @PhilScowcroft!

I actually poached him from @80sNostalgia's interviews,

so he's used but in excellent condition.

OH AND HE'S A DWARFER!!!!

Are you happy to participate in this interview or are you doing it against your will?

It’s against my will, but that’s just pure coincidence. I don’t know why I got it out anyway. It doesn’t even get read out until after I’ve died. I’ve put it away again.

State your name and purpose:

Hi comrades. My name is Phil, and my purpose? I’m an advertising producer and in charge of the music we play at 96.5 Bolton FM: a tiny radio station in the sunny Northwest of England.

What is the best soda?

Crystals. They’re great for unblocking sinks and general cleaning. Try it, you’ll never look back.

Aladdin is letting you borrow his magic carpet for the day. Where do you fly to? And would you rather take Jasmine or Abu with you?

I’d tell him thanks, but I’d decline to take either of them. Abu would probably just jump all over me and be generally annoying, whereas Jasmine would sit there in a sulk because I’m not taking her where she wants to go. If I’ve been loaned a flying carpet, I’d go where I want to go. Where would that be? Probably to a carpet shop and ask if I could speak to the Manager about it.

They've taken Mr Rimmer. Sir! They've taken Mr Rimmer! What do you do?

Quick! Let’s get out of here before they bring him back!!

If you could spend the day traveling through a real life version of a game, which game would you choose? (Video and/or Board game)

It wouldn’t be Monopoly. I’d soon get fed up with that because it goes on forever. I used to LOVE playing Chuckie Egg 2 on the ZX Spectrum, so I’d probably be Henhouse Harry. I’d just have to be careful that I grabbed on to the ropes and didn’t slide down to my death on a pod that blows bubbles.

The sun or the moon? Who has a better reputation?

The moon. People can just stare at it in wonder, and we’ve visited it, which you can’t do with the sun; you’d just go blind and burn up respectively. Plus, it’s one or the other with some people and the sun. They either love it and sit in it all day, or they moan about it being out again because it’s ‘Too Hot’ and do anything to get out of being in it generally.

If you had to be repeatedly kicked by a kitten, what would you like that kitten's name to be? And what colour fur would he have?

I’d just never be in that situation. Now THAT reminds me of the giant kitten in The Goodies from the 1970s. I wouldn’t want to be within ten miles of something that had grown to that size.

Complete the sentence:

My school was the worst for... years, until it got a newer, more strict head.

The postman should...stop regenerating. I’m sure he’s getting to the end of his allocated lives.

Crackers are useful for...nothing really. Never seen the point of them. *BANG* (if it happens), rubbish joke, end. Then someone has to tidy them up.

I used to like...everything I like now. The only thing I won’t do now, is tape the top 40. No point really, AND Woolworths has closed, so I can’t buy tapes any more.

Seagulls need to...try a supermarket’s own mini-cheddars. They’ll never know the difference.

Would you rather...

Spend a week as

A) A Teletubby of your choice

B) Barney the Dinosaur

C) Bear in the Big Blue House

None. I don’t like dressing up. Plus, that Tubby Custard machine needs looking at. It’s dangerous.

Be trapped inside

A) A spring roll

B) A sausage roll

C) A ravioli

If I ever came across a sausage roll that was bigger than me, I’d gladly step inside and close the door.

Lose your sense of

A) Smell

B) Timing

C) Fashion

Of all three, Fashion. If you lose your sense of smell, you can’t taste, so I’d never enjoy a curry again. I just couldn’t possible imagine losing my sense of timing either. I need that to function in my job. So, fashion it has to be, and judging by some fashions out there at the moment, who’d actually care?

Have to have a nice conversation with

A) A very insulting monkey

B) A know it all meerkat

C) A plant who won't let you get a word in edge wise

I’ve had conversations with A and B already, or people who look like them, so it’d have to be C. And the ONLY one I’d want to talk to is the Aspidistra from The Adventure Game.

Have

A) Antlers

B) Rabbit Ears

C) A lovely mane

All three. I’d call myself a Lioneerbit. The mane would annoy me though, especially in summer, so there’d have to be a caveat that I could shave it off.

Draw a picture of yourself doing your best dance move. Be as detailed as you wish.

Here’s me doing my best dance move. Unfortunately, I’m in the room to the left of this picture as it’s a wedding buffet room I’ve drawn, I’m at the wedding, but in the function room next door. There’s a good spread on. It’s drawn on the back of an eBay receipt.

Check out more from Phil, seeing as you're here:

Hear him on Bolton FM

And follow him on Twitter @PhilScowcroft

Twitter Interview #22 @Retrocore_RCVGM

 Today's Twitter Interview is with the GREAT @Retrocore_RCVGM!

Every time time we talk, we realize we lived the exact same childhood, and it's fantastic!

I have to say I am particularly fond of this interview (not that I have faves or anything...all of my Twitter Interview children are loved equally...or...something) Ahem...INTERVIEW TIME!!

Are you happy to participate in this interview or are you doing it against your will?

I'm so stoked! I had to pinch myself to make sure I wasn't dreaming....ouch!!

State your name and purpose:

The names Count Juicy, there is none higher. Sucking everything from plants to tires! Nah, I kid. My name is Chris and my purpose to live is to play all the retro games!

Who put the screw in the tuna?

A certain person who loves orange soda did. And if he would of kept his mouth shut they could of been millionaires! 

You just won a years supply! But of what?

Doughnuts!! I love doughnuts and since I couldn't possibly eat a years worth, I could toss some at punk kids who won't stay off my darn lawn!! *shakes fist*

You are going on a camping trip, which 3 cartoon characters would you like on the trip with you?

1.Rocko: for the most part he has his head on straight.

2.Skeeter: because who who doesn't love Skeeter? 

3.Catdog: because no one should be alone in the world. :(

You are meeting your friend's newborn baby. While her back is turned, the baby gives you the finger. What do you do?

I remember and wait until the kid is 16. Then I steal its car and run it off a cliff. That'll teach he/she a lesson!

If you could spend the day traveling through a real life version of a game, which game would you choose? (Video and/or Board game)

I live the life of a game everyday. Not a day goes by I don't rescue the President from Ninjas. It's not all bad I guess. He does buy me a burger. Oh the life that I live is sad...

Sidewalks are being replaced with something more child friendly. The city council asks for your expert opinion. Trampoline sidewalks or Play-Doh sidewalks?

Trampolines! Getting across the street would be easy! Just jump off your roof, land on the trampoline sidewalk and enjoy ninja flipping over cars to the other side!

Complete the sentence:

I would like tarantula's better if...they could bring me beers and switch out games for me. 

Tickling is...all fun and games until someone pees themselves.

My shoes are... usually stinky and muddy.

Monkeys need to learn better manners but elephants need to...watch where they poop. Ever see the aftermath of a parade that had elephants???? 

Mornings are... overrated. Mornings should start at noon. 

 

Would you rather...

Have

A) A book written about you

B) A movie made about you

C) A comic book drawn about you

C

For an entire week, eat only

A) Various cereals

B) Toast with various toppings or fillings

C) Eggs in various forms

A

Would you rather

A) Cry wolf

B) Have your house blown down by a wolf

C) Spend the day with Wolf Blitzer

C? I have no idea who that is. Hopefully he doesn't bite!

Get

A) Ripped off

B) Ripped on

B

Spend the entire day

A) Standing up

B) Sitting down

C) Lying down

D) Dancing around

B

Draw a picture of yourself winking at us. Be as detailed as you wish.

 Check out more awesome stuff from Chris:

Retro Blog

 Retrocore Podcast

 Retrocore Classic Gaming Music

And of course, follow him on Twitter @Retrocore_RCVGM