Twitter Interview #22 @Retrocore_RCVGM

 Today's Twitter Interview is with the GREAT @Retrocore_RCVGM!

Every time time we talk, we realize we lived the exact same childhood, and it's fantastic!

I have to say I am particularly fond of this interview (not that I have faves or anything...all of my Twitter Interview children are loved equally...or...something) Ahem...INTERVIEW TIME!!

Are you happy to participate in this interview or are you doing it against your will?

I'm so stoked! I had to pinch myself to make sure I wasn't dreaming....ouch!!

State your name and purpose:

The names Count Juicy, there is none higher. Sucking everything from plants to tires! Nah, I kid. My name is Chris and my purpose to live is to play all the retro games!

Who put the screw in the tuna?

A certain person who loves orange soda did. And if he would of kept his mouth shut they could of been millionaires! 

You just won a years supply! But of what?

Doughnuts!! I love doughnuts and since I couldn't possibly eat a years worth, I could toss some at punk kids who won't stay off my darn lawn!! *shakes fist*

You are going on a camping trip, which 3 cartoon characters would you like on the trip with you?

1.Rocko: for the most part he has his head on straight.

2.Skeeter: because who who doesn't love Skeeter? 

3.Catdog: because no one should be alone in the world. :(

You are meeting your friend's newborn baby. While her back is turned, the baby gives you the finger. What do you do?

I remember and wait until the kid is 16. Then I steal its car and run it off a cliff. That'll teach he/she a lesson!

If you could spend the day traveling through a real life version of a game, which game would you choose? (Video and/or Board game)

I live the life of a game everyday. Not a day goes by I don't rescue the President from Ninjas. It's not all bad I guess. He does buy me a burger. Oh the life that I live is sad...

Sidewalks are being replaced with something more child friendly. The city council asks for your expert opinion. Trampoline sidewalks or Play-Doh sidewalks?

Trampolines! Getting across the street would be easy! Just jump off your roof, land on the trampoline sidewalk and enjoy ninja flipping over cars to the other side!

Complete the sentence:

I would like tarantula's better if...they could bring me beers and switch out games for me. 

Tickling is...all fun and games until someone pees themselves.

My shoes are... usually stinky and muddy.

Monkeys need to learn better manners but elephants need to...watch where they poop. Ever see the aftermath of a parade that had elephants???? 

Mornings are... overrated. Mornings should start at noon. 

 

Would you rather...

Have

A) A book written about you

B) A movie made about you

C) A comic book drawn about you

C

For an entire week, eat only

A) Various cereals

B) Toast with various toppings or fillings

C) Eggs in various forms

A

Would you rather

A) Cry wolf

B) Have your house blown down by a wolf

C) Spend the day with Wolf Blitzer

C? I have no idea who that is. Hopefully he doesn't bite!

Get

A) Ripped off

B) Ripped on

B

Spend the entire day

A) Standing up

B) Sitting down

C) Lying down

D) Dancing around

B

Draw a picture of yourself winking at us. Be as detailed as you wish.

 Check out more awesome stuff from Chris:

Retro Blog

 Retrocore Podcast

 Retrocore Classic Gaming Music

And of course, follow him on Twitter @Retrocore_RCVGM

Twitter Interview #7 @Razor792

Twitter Interview #7!! I just realized most of my interviews are with Brits, and today's is no different! The wonderful @Razor792 Literally just visit his Twitter page and you'll see why he's cool. Click it, go ahead!

See it? He stole the Sega Mega Drive logo!! THAT'S WHY HE'S COOL!

Okay onto the interview...

Are you happy to participate in this interview or are you doing it against your will? 

Of course I'm happy to participate in this interview, this gun against my head has no bearing on that whatsoever.

State your name and purpose:

My online alias is Razor and my purpose is to try and take over the human race by entertaining people with my YouTube videos and boring them with my Tweets.

What are the best and worst months of the year?

The best month of the year was May because I left my job and the worst month of the year was June for reasons I shall not bore whoever is reading this with.

You just won a years supply! But of what?

Monies for my Steam wallet!

Which cartoon character would make the best wife?

Dexter's Mum - All she does is wash up.

You won an award in a previous life. What was the award for? 

I won a Darwin award for sucking on exhaust fumes.

A scientist comes to you with their idea of how to make sewage into food. How do you react?

I would listen to their idea and steal it, then I would rework it in a way that the general public may find acceptable and finally once my idea is accepted I would win a far greater award than that lousy Darwin award.

Bill Clinton wants you to write him a speech about his favourite food (hot dogs). He would like you to keep it to 15 words and don't use the word taste, good or bun. Write Bill Clinton's speech:

I have no idea how to answer this question, so INDEPENDENCE DAY, huzzah! Go America! 

If you could spend the day traveling through a real life version of a game, which game would you choose? (Video and/or Board game) 

The Kingdom of Ehb from Dungeon Siege, what a world that would be to explore! Of course I would want to be kitted out with some sweet gear as it's not the most friendly place to explore.

What does Hakuna Matata mean? And do you agree with the phrase?

I believe it means 'no worries' and no I agree with the phrase in a way because everything I have ever worried about has never happened, so no worries.

Complete the sentence:

Robots need to... Party!

Books can also be used for... Fuel!

I like to having to... Complete these sentences.

Toilet seats... Are useful when they aren't broken

The best thing about Monday's is... Tuesday.

Would you rather... 

Have a guest star part on

A) Saved by the Bell

B) Boy Meets World

C) Kenan & Kel

C- Kenan & Kel for sure! I could be the white guy in class that never gets befriended by the cool kids.

You are in a magic act, would you rather

A) Get cut in half

B) Disappear and reappear

C) Hijack his act and demand he reveal his secrets 

C- Those lousy magicians are all full of lies!

Have a man walk up to you and

A) Give you a pie in the face

B) Put a sticker on your back that says kick me

C) Trip you causing you to fall into a puddle 

A- I always make sure I carry a pie on my person in case such a situation arises, we would temporarily be a comedy act!

Have to have a 3 hour conversation with

A) A very loud talking old man with very bad hearing

B) A self obsessed alien who rolls his eyes every time you say something

C) An ant who is very interesting but keeps trying to prove his strength by lifting you

B- I would just listen to the alien as he tells me about his adventures and what his part of the Universe is like. Hopefully I can understand him.

Be stuck

A) In first class on an airplane surrounded by 5 crying babies

B) In a sewer with your favourite celebrity, who thinks it's your fault

C) With your head in a garden gate

Going back to Kenan & Kel I would probably choose C because it seems like the most fun!

Draw a picture of yourself with a huge smile and giving us the thumbs up. Be as detailed as you wish.

  

 

(original drawing by his friend but given life and realism by @Razor792 himself!)

"Robots need to party." That sums up this interview for me and I could not agree more, get partying!

Check out @Razor792's fantastic sites!

Razor's Retro Game Shelf

His Retro Gaming YouTube Channel  

And his other YouTube Channel - Moron Media