Laura D's Triumphant Return!

Welcome to my triumphant return to the Blogosphere!*

Jeez oh, *blows on blog* it's dustier around here a Donald Trump hair joke. Does that make any sense? No? Well that's the reason I'm back, I don't feel there is nearly enough nonsense on the internet. It's in need of my input.

Let's celebrate this blog revival with my favourite type of post...random bullet points!

• This morning I had a spider on my trousers....AND I WAS WEARING THEM AT THE TIME!! There was no one home and that was probably for the best as I caused quite the scene. Effin' spiders.
• I think the guy in the Weetabix advert is a masochist. Have you seen him? The guy that does that dance over and over? Watch the end of that advert carefully. He's eating Weetabix dry!! No milk, not heated up, nothing!
• I've become addicted to Scooby Doo. I dunno how this happened. Clearly I wasn't paying attention and it snuck in somehow. He's coursing through my veins. I can't get enough. I'm jonesing for my next Scooby snack, as it were. I'm itchy. Mad itchy. I'm seeing ants. I can't wait to see the brand new "Be Cool, Scooby Doo". And you better believe I'll review it right here.
• There's a little boy in my house, his name is Hamilton and he is very hairy. You'll hear more from/about him in future posts, stay tuned!
• I'm adamant that Robert Llewellyn should do more frequent Periscopes. There's nothing more relaxing than having a nice cup of tea and listening to him talk Red Dwarf and electric cars. ...oh and staring up his nose.
• It's 25 days til Halloween!!

Thanks for joining me, folkaroos! It feels fantastic to be back!

*Triumphant returns to Youtube and Twitter will occur at a later date.

Are Humans the Only Ones Who Trip?

I never see a cat trip over something. Even monkeys, you never see monkeys tripping. Humans be trippin'.

2 Stupid Things About Cups

1. When you bring the cup too fast to your mouth and hit your top teeth, ouch!
2. You lift up your cup and somehow a drop of the juice randomly flies into the air, what the hell!

This has been...2 stupid but random things about cups.

Random Comments by Laura D

• So on Sunday I spent the entire day in hospital, I overheard this one guy getting taken in. All the nurses are panicking. Heart rate? 250bpm!! Cause? Meth. Don't do meth kids...anyway, I prefer this heartbeat http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDetwzG7igQ (go to 0.41)
• I moved all the pictures and videos from my phone to my computer. Ahhh, my phone feels so much lighter, that's a nice feelin.
• YESTERDAY! I had been saving some doors on my Hello Kitty calendar  so I could have a hit of chocolate right when I need it. So I goes to open it up I does. And what do I find? A Hello Kitty fridge magnet. A forking Hello Kitty fridge magnet. I cannot EAT a Hello Kitty fridge magnet.
• I leave you now with this photo of little Chino....one of the few photos without the phenomena that I like to call "fur blur"