This is a movie about spacemen. Things happen with the spacemen. Then the spacemen do things.
Score?
I like this movie. I give it 3 bourbon creams and a black jelly baby!
Showing posts with label movie posters. Show all posts
Showing posts with label movie posters. Show all posts
Monday, July 25, 2016
"Star Trek Beyond" Review
ABSOLUTELY NO SPOILERS EDITION!
This is a movie about spacemen. Things happen with the spacemen. Then the spacemen do things.
Score?
I like this movie. I give it 3 bourbon creams and a black jelly baby!
Okay, I'm off to experience bij.
This is a movie about spacemen. Things happen with the spacemen. Then the spacemen do things.
Score?
I like this movie. I give it 3 bourbon creams and a black jelly baby!
Saturday, July 26, 2014
LD's Mini Review of "Dawn of the Planet of the Apes"
First things first, from here on we will call the movie "Monkey Island". Much less scary that way!
Okay, onto the review!
I learned a lesson from "Monkey Island" and it was the following...(listen up kids! It's school time!)...
The Lesson I Learned: Humans are idiots. Also "Ape. Not. Kill. Ape".
It's a similar lesson I learned from Animal Farm...
"4 Legs Good, 2 Legs Bad"
Also, I'm not communist. Although I do enjoy the occasional Chinese TV show.
Oh yeah, please ignore this Chinese movie I starred in...
I GIVE MONKEY ISLAND: 8/10!
That roughly translates (in monkey terms) to: "More fun than a barrel of monkeys going over Niagara Falls! And twice as scary!"
Okay, onto the review!
I learned a lesson from "Monkey Island" and it was the following...(listen up kids! It's school time!)...
The Lesson I Learned: Humans are idiots. Also "Ape. Not. Kill. Ape".
It's a similar lesson I learned from Animal Farm...
"4 Legs Good, 2 Legs Bad"
Also, I'm not communist. Although I do enjoy the occasional Chinese TV show.
I GIVE MONKEY ISLAND: 8/10!
That roughly translates (in monkey terms) to: "More fun than a barrel of monkeys going over Niagara Falls! And twice as scary!"
Wednesday, February 26, 2014
Our New Show on Nick Jr!
Still trying to convince them to change the name to "Laura the Explora"...
I get to teach children how to speak Scottish, such as "HAW MAN, AM ON AY NIGHTSHIFT"
While Chino teaches us how to echo locate just be squeaking!
I get to teach children how to speak Scottish, such as "HAW MAN, AM ON AY NIGHTSHIFT"
While Chino teaches us how to echo locate just be squeaking!
Sunday, February 23, 2014
Friday, December 20, 2013
The Hobbit Conspiracy Theory
So I goes to see this Desolation of Smaug, I does. And guess what I notice?
There's these little guys in it...or should I say...ELVES!
Then there's this big guy with a white beard in it....or should I say...SANTA!!
It's a Christmas movie! What we all actually saw was in fact this...
Yep, fraid so.
There's these little guys in it...or should I say...ELVES!
Then there's this big guy with a white beard in it....or should I say...SANTA!!
It's a Christmas movie! What we all actually saw was in fact this...
Yep, fraid so.
Tuesday, March 12, 2013
Laura D Recommends a Movie
First in the series of "Laura D Recommends a Movie" is this wonderful movie:
Chino the Great and Powerful!
There shall be more in the series of Laura D Recommends a Movie...depending on how bored I get.
Chino the Great and Powerful!
There shall be more in the series of Laura D Recommends a Movie...depending on how bored I get.
Saturday, October 02, 2010
28 Days Til Halloween!!
This is your scary thing for today...
Made by me! May I draw your attention to his middle finger?
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