The Hobbit Conspiracy Theory

So I goes to see this Desolation of Smaug, I does. And guess what I notice?

There's these little guys in it...or should I say...ELVES!

Then there's this big guy with a white beard in it....or should I say...SANTA!!

It's a Christmas movie! What we all actually saw was in fact this...

Yep, fraid so.