Chino the Hamster's 1st Advent Calendar

CHRISTMAS PHOTOS!

You heard right! It's time for some Xmas photos. And next week perhaps there will be some Xmas videos. BUT NOT YET! Photos now!

Check it out, you can see my scar in that last pic.

A Little Update

I haven't done my bullet points in a while so here we go!

• It's only 18 sleeps til Xmas!!!
• I licked an envelope today and it tasted very nice. Now let's say no more about it.
• I shall be watching Scrooged tonight. We need more Bill Murray xmas movies I think.
• Buttocks.
• Chino has learned to squeak to communicate with me. "Squeak, squeak, squeak...squeak" whilst looking directly at me means: "Please put me back in my cage Laura, I need to use the bathroom."
• Went to the import food shop today and got myself a tin of Heinz tomato soup, was deeeeeelicious. Here's the proof:

•  Also, I got a new haircut, and here's the proof of that:
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  

Laura D Tries To Feed a Squirrel

This Morning

I catch the rat, staring through the window at Chino in his cage...AGAIN.

And this photo is not photoshopped either. She is obsessed!! Or maybe she just sees his hoards of seeds...

"A Rodent Love Story"

She comes everyday
"Can Chino come play?"
But Chino just sleeps
"She ain't one of my peeps"

She tries to get his attention
Even attended his convention
But he's down in the dumps
Like so many Trumps

He's not going to be President
Or ever so affluent
But she doesn't care
Cause she loves his hair

Maybe one day
He'll go out to play
Perhaps tomorrow
He'll visit her burrow

By Laura D

TRUE STORY TOO! ...most of it...here's the proof. She climbed the chair outside to get a good look at him! (Chino's cage is in the bottom left corner)

By the way this is NOT photoshopped, she was actually balancing like that!!

The Temper Mattress!

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!

Wouldn't it be lovely on this Halloween night, to finally know if ghosts exist or not. Well I'm here to help! Watch and be enlightened on the existence of ghosts. It even stars my very good friend The Lab Scientist.

Tomorrow is Halloween!

Your scary thing today is this....only 7 days to vote for CHINO! :O

POEM! "A Hammy's First Halloween"

He ain't a bambino
Or Al Pacino
He ain't a neutrino
His name is just Chino

He may let out a scream
On his first Halloween
Or eat a tangerine
Cause that's what we do

By Laura D

2 Days til Halloween!

So let's celebrate with my Halloween costume! An effing zombie cat on drugs...oh yeah, that's me alright.

Coked up kitty. No more to say here...

3 Days til Halloween!!

So I saw many Halloweeny things while walking yesterday and thought I'd share...

4 Days til Halloween!

Your scary thing tonight is this!! Oh yes, me coming up with ideas for a Halloween costume contest, watch and enjoy my friends!

11 Days til Halloween!!

This is your scary thing today!! Also...it's your cool thing too :D

http://youtu.be/iuHr00nxeew

13 Days til Halloween!

Oops, and it seems I've missed some days of the countdown...perhaps a witch cast a spell on me to make me forget! Well that's the story I'm going with anyway and I ain't backing down.

So your scare today is this!! Laura D transmogrifies into none other than Sarah Palin!

17 Days til Halloween

And today's (not so) scary thing is this....

That's right, a hamster on a pumpkin. Chino is his name and Halloween is his game! And yes he did try to eat the pumpkin straight after this.

19 Days Til Halloween!!

Your scary thing for today? Why ME of course!

20 Days til Halloween!!

20, that's a lovely number. Now to your scary thing today!!

A silhouetted hamster, with just a touch of evil mischief on his mind...mwahahahaha!

Hamster Climbing Castle Luka - 15 x 13,5 x 7 cm (LxWxH) (Google Affiliate Ad)

The Many Glasses of Laura D

I, myself, do not actually wear glasses but I do like to indulge in them. But then again, don't we all. *chuckle chuckle cheesy style*

ANYHOOOOOO!

I present...glasses abundant...

And finally, one that is not me, but my very good friend the Lab Scientist:

There we have it. I'll leave you with these fine words...Put some glasses on that face!

21 Days til Halloween!

Today's scary thing...is...wait for it!! ......Jurassic Park 4 freaky looking dinos!

FREAKY DINOS RIGHT HERE

22 Days til Halloween!!

Your scary thing today in the countdown to All Hallows Eve is this:




I think we all agree...SCARY!!

23 Days til Halloween!

Aaaaaaah! A scary hanging witch thingy!! But it's okay, cause she has a rose for you...

CNN, Hire Me

You may or may not remember my last post directed at CNN, in which I try to get them to hire me:

Job Application To CNN

Needless to say, my post went un-noticed, my calls went un-answered and my glasses went un-smudged.

So today, I have regrouped (with myself, it's a small group, less secrets leaked that way) and come up with a new approach...

Want edge? I've got it! Want info? I'll find it! Want me? Then gimme a call CNN, it's your move.

Also, please note I have upgraded the glasses to meet your new standards. Now I can fit right in alongside the greats:

25 Days til Halloween!!

And your trick/treat today is this.....!




Second verse same as the first!

26 Days til Halloween!

I put merely a warning before this...todays scary thing!!

http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/The_Rugrats_Theory

:O It makes sense too!!

27 Days til Halloween!

As I forgot yesterdays, here it is! From the classic movie Hocus Pocus!!

28 Days til Halloween!!

And your scare today is this...

HALLOWEEN RECIPES

I want to make all of them!!

29 Days til Halloween!

Celebrate with this hammy video!

Only 30 days til Halloween!!

And much like last year I shall be posting daily SCARES for you, in the lead up to this special date.

Today's scare is thus:

AAAAAAAAH! Oh no! It's a scary hamster witch! And as we all know, hamster witches are the most devious of all the witches :O

The Tale of the Werehamster

 Suddenly he awakes...aware that something is a-miss....but what?

The full moon, radiant in its light and scandalous in it's behaviour. It is time.

 He feels it...though oblivious to the fact he is facing the wrong way for photos, damnit!

 The moooooon!

It has turned him from gentle sleepy Chino, into a crazed WEREHAMSTER! The mischief of the moon now passed on....to the creepily smiling boy.

My First Poem in Scottish

When yer in sumdees car
an eh two people in eh front
hiv their windees wide open
ma hair flies aboot
lik a cerrier bag
in eh wind.

Chino National Convention 2012

Is it Halloween yet?

One crazy night
Under full moon's light
3 witches start
An evil culinary art

"Add dead man's toes,
Mitt Romney's clothes,
And for a double whammy,
Let's add a hammy"

Little hamster Chino
No more than a bambino
Gasped with shock
At all this talk

He'll get no help
The cat'll make him yelp
He sniffs all around
See's something on the ground

Chino grabs their broom
and flies with a zoom
In his field of view,
he shouts "SCREW YOU!"

By Laura D

The Amazing Spider-Man Review

I will start by saying this, in the past I have avoided watching any Spiderman stuff because I do not like SPIDERS. I do, however, like people who squish spiders for me...but that is besides the point! I decided today, I shall give Mr Spidey a chance.

Little did I realize that half of Spiderman is set in high school, American high school no less. So that brought up some relatability problems. I will say that if you're American you may have no problem watching this movie. ...I will also say that in comparison to this movie, I was able to relate to Abraham Lincoln hunting down vampires.

Half way through the movie I pretty much gave up and got my phone out to chat with my brother, I think it's best if I just post that conversation to give you a fuller appreciation of what I was going through...

me: Buddy

 Paul: hello!

  phone

 me: am in Spiderman

 Paul: aaaaaaaah

 me: its driving me bananas

 Paul: how is dis possible

  hahahahaa

 me: hahhhah

 Paul: what do u see

3:43 PM me: A man in a lab coat Hahhahah

 Paul: aaaaaaaaahahahaha

 me: I'll tell u how bad it is

  id rather be watching saved by the bell with a spider next to me

3:44 PM Paul: hahahahahaha

3:47 PM me: Cheesy lines and faces galore

 Paul: hhahaha

  typical spiderboy

  spiderbob

 me: yep

3:48 PM I'd rather watch 56 hours of spongebob, 1 ep repeated over and over

  Hahhaha

 Paul: Squidward!

  PAAAATrick

3:49 PM me: hahhahaRight now spiderboy is having dinner with his girlfriends parents

6 minutes

3:56 PM me: Want a pic?

 Paul: i

3:57 PM me: Ko hold on

3:58 PM Goin in dbox

 Paul: hahahhah

  looks like dennis leary

  oh wait is it

 me: it is!

 Paul: ahahahahah

 me:

3:59 PM ill take another when spiderboy is on

 Paul: ko

4:03 PM me: Dennis Learys nose looks big on the big screen

  If I may

 Paul: aaaaaaaaahaaah#

4:04 PM me: hahah

4:07 PM Spiderboy pic goin in dropbox

 Paul: webs

  hes a webmaster

  hahahhaa

 me: yep

4:08 PM hhahahahha he is!

 Paul: for further information please contact the webmaster.

 me: Hahaha

  What's that Spiderman poem?

  peter parker picked a pep of pickled peppers

 Paul: hahahahah

 me: Hahahhahah

4:13 PM  This movie could use a black guy 

That about sums it up for me.

I give this movie 3/10
(If you like white American teenagers in high school acting cheesy and listening to Coldplay then you may give this movie a higher rating)

Chino goes burrowing

I think the photos speak for themselves.

A Poem For Chino

Little nose
Always sniffing
That's the way
He likes living

He goes by the
Name of Chino
Even though
He ain't Latino

Sometimes he
Will get hyper
But never, ever
Needs a diaper

Burrow here
And burrow there
No time to answer
Your questionnaire

Need to get
Through that tube
Time to stash
All the food

Oh my god
What the bleep
Suddenly
He fell asleep

Written by Laura D

Men In Black 3 Review (No Spoilers, yay!)

I'm doing my best to write this without spoilers, but there may be some clues...

First off, the story: Agent J has to go back in time to change something so that Agent K doesn't die, oh and also to save Earth. (vague enough?)

I'm not gonna lie, I like this movie. People were properly in character and there was a good balance between comedy and realistic...ness.

It was a BILLION times better that MIB2, so all of you people worrying about that (like I was) you can freely go see it now.

As for the villain? He's annoying enough that you're on the good side and want him dead, but not so annoying that you want him off the screen.

There was also one part that reminded me of a scene from one of the Back to the Future movies (when you see it you'll know what I'm talking about).

And it came with a very nice ending. VERY nice. Satisfying even!

I would like to say more but then I'll turn into a spoiler machine, so I'll stop at that :D

I give this movie 8/10!

Chino 2012 Campaign Ad

Please support Chino the hamster's presidential bid by sharing this video, through any means possible!! You can do it internet people! We believe in you!

Chino the Hamster Squeaks!

Chino the Hamster's New Plans

After being contacted by no other than He-Man himself, Chino decided he wants to make his very own castle Grayskull...

 It'll take him a while, using nothing more than his legos...

Fun at the Park!!

We all love to have fun at the children's park even if we are 24 years old...

Look at that. Look at the joy on that face. Just enjoy that for a minute. This was the first time I've ever been on one of these that actually work! Where I live, the springs are all rusted over so they don't move, I never knew they were supposed to move!!

And here I am being a happy pirate looking for land...

...and here I am being a serious pirate...also looking for land.

This is me captaining my boat through a wicked wind storm!

Maybe I think I need to find things to do with my time...