Showing posts with label witch. Show all posts
Showing posts with label witch. Show all posts

Wednesday, October 21, 2015

9 Days Til Halloween: Gettin in the Spirit

 BEWARE of Witchy D.
She watches MSNBC. hey that rhymes!


 Fangs the Black Cat
I met this guy today, good guy.

I want all of the following please!!




Mmm, monkey nuts with a hint of rat. Yum!

Tuesday, October 01, 2013

30 Days til Halloween! - "Halloween Nears" Poem

As Halloween nears
I've wondered for years
Why I'm not rich
Maybe I'm a witch?

Who else can I portray?
As it's almost the day
Can I be a zombie?
Or possibly George Formby?

Perhaps I could conspire
To be a vampire?
You kids should pipe down!
Or I'll be a clown!

I could go to City Hall
And be the worst thing of all
Just to amuse
I'll be Ted Cruz!

By Laura D

Sunday, April 21, 2013

Ba Dose by Laura D

I hate ba dose
Just too many blows
A spell by a witch
Is making me itch

On me it has fallen
A spell called pollen
In case you didn't knows
Ba dose is ma nose.

By Laura D
(Hayfever sufferer)

Monday, October 08, 2012

23 Days til Halloween!

Aaaaaaah! A scary hanging witch thingy!! But it's okay, cause she has a rose for you...


Monday, October 01, 2012

Only 30 days til Halloween!!

And much like last year I shall be posting daily SCARES for you, in the lead up to this special date.

Today's scare is thus:


AAAAAAAAH! Oh no! It's a scary hamster witch! And as we all know, hamster witches are the most devious of all the witches :O