Another Poem in Scottish

Wuts eh point
in writing a poem
naebdy's gonnae care
cos it's a poem
it's naw eh telly.

By Laura D

Laura D Recommends An Upcoming Movie

"Chino Into Darkness" ....and yes that is hamster buttocks.

Laura D Recommends a Movie

First in the series of "Laura D Recommends a Movie" is this wonderful movie:

Chino the Great and Powerful!

There shall be more in the series of Laura D Recommends a Movie...depending on how bored I get.

A Better Bio Than Mine

Damnit! This should've been my bio, it matches me perfectly!

"Laura may be young but she’s an old-fashioned romantic at heart and is just looking for love. She adores being the centre of attention, although you will have to excuse her penchant for dribbling, which often happens when she’s happy. Laura has the Feline Immunodeficiency Virus so needs a very special home where she can live indoors, but have some kind of outdoor access. Could you be Laura’s love?"

This is actually the bio of this lovely girl HERE

But still...I should just use that. My husband can attest to the dribbling part.

Laura D's Bio

          Laura was born and raised in Scotland. The movie Braveheart was set in Scotland. Co-incidence? I think not. That movie made $210,409,945. This was merely the first of her successes.

          She went on to make many movies and tv shows for her own entertainment until 2005, when she landed her first paying tv gig. You know that Sherlock Holmes show on BBC you like so much? Yeah, it wasn't that, it was another Sherlock Holmes show on BBC...and she was cut out for time constraints (true story, check her IMDB here).

          She would later work for ITV, where she ate all the grapes from the lunch van. She still enjoys the occasional grape to this day.

          In 2012, Laura became a U.S. resident, much to America's dismay. During this time she worked as Campaign Manager for the "Chino 2012" campaign. Today, Laura refuses to stop uploading videos to Youtube despite never going viral...except when she has the flu...then she's totally viral.

Film Festivals

How come it costs to submit a movie to most film festivals?? Is it to keep out the riff raff like me?! Is it?! ...I bet it is...