Taylor Swift and Hell

Dear Mr and or Mrs Swift,

Your recent comments regarding women not helping other women and those women having a "special place in hell" is confusing my brain. You are not helping female comedians by limiting the kind of jokes we can make. I need say no more.

Sincerely,
Mr and or Mrs Laura D

Random Comments by Laura D

• So on Sunday I spent the entire day in hospital, I overheard this one guy getting taken in. All the nurses are panicking. Heart rate? 250bpm!! Cause? Meth. Don't do meth kids...anyway, I prefer this heartbeat http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDetwzG7igQ (go to 0.41)
• I moved all the pictures and videos from my phone to my computer. Ahhh, my phone feels so much lighter, that's a nice feelin.
• YESTERDAY! I had been saving some doors on my Hello Kitty calendar  so I could have a hit of chocolate right when I need it. So I goes to open it up I does. And what do I find? A Hello Kitty fridge magnet. A forking Hello Kitty fridge magnet. I cannot EAT a Hello Kitty fridge magnet.
• I leave you now with this photo of little Chino....one of the few photos without the phenomena that I like to call "fur blur"

Update (including poem)

Update time!! First of all, here is my new youtube video, featuring a certain snoring hamster...




And here's a sneak preview of my new video which I am currently editing and should be available for watching purposes in a few days!

In the meantime...a short poem for ye all...

Hello Kitty
A poem by Laura D
(written in less than a minute....as you will be able to tell)

Hello Kitty
ain't she pretty?
Doesn't even have
an ethics committee

Does what she wants
And always flaunts
Her many fonts
With few croissants

Eats an apple
in a chapel
Cause she don't care
about the Lord's prayer

All that she could
do to be good
is just claim
she's Robin Hood

Sleepiness

Woke up too early
Can stay awake, barely
My eyes are like two glazed
...over pieces of ham

Need a Red Bull
To give me some fuel
McCoy is Urbain?
Or am I just insane?

Perhaps I should sleep
Cause Chino is sheep
He'll make me count
then give a cash amount

Hey that's my coins!
Where your cage ajoins...
to my wallet!!
God damnit!

By Sleepy D

Willie Talk

It's all well and good to make movies with just yourself and a hamster, but sometimes...you need a real actor. And that's why I hired this guy. His name is Willie Talk. I thought I'd introduce him to you all via a photo essay.

He wears a bowtie, because he is a legit actor

Even Chino approves of his acting abilities

Here he is posing with a pineapple

Checking out the rat burrow

He really knows how to hang out

Having a beer

Doing some cooking

Having a moment with Garfield

Feeding the hamster

A friend to all.

I Gots A New Hat

 I'm a cowboy! *Insert Deadliest Catch theme here*

 Yeah, I shoot in 2 different directions. So what? I'm shooting two people comin at me from different angles, alright?! Leave it!

Oh lordy lordy! She despit' do what she say, do what she say!!