For my 8th Twitter interview (has it been 8 already?!) is the fantastic @80sNostalgia!!
Hilarious guy and a sort of medium, but instead of letting you talk to the dead, he lets you talk to your past! Kind of...well...he certainly makes you remember things from being a kid that most people have all but forgotten!
Interview time!
Are
you happy to participate in this interview or are you doing it
against your will?
I'm
happy to take part in this interview and do so of my own free will,
but a deal is a deal and you must return my phone afterwards. I'm
missing it.
State
your name and purpose:
I'm
Craig, and I own 80sNostalgia.com
What
is the funniest animal?
Bats
are the funniest. They have the bodies of mice, the tongues of
anteaters, the wings of birds, arms made of long sticks and ears from
some sort of small cat. They also talk at a pitch no-one can hear.
Its as though someone just put all the spare animal parts together
and came up with Bats.
Which
sitcom wife is the best?
Peggy
from Married with Children. That long drawly way of talking, overly
flamboyant clothes and hair... I think she's a brilliant character.
You
just won a years supply! But of what?
Breakfast
cereal. I could live off Corn Flakes or Ricicles.
You
really need to go to the bathroom but an elderly lady is taking a
million years in there. What do you do?
Probably
start to cough to get her attention to hurry her along. Having said
that, if I'm waiting for an elderly lady to finish using the toilet,
I'm probably in the ladies toilets and likely to be arrested. I
believe they have toilets in police stations too, so its a win-win
situation.
Tell
us an exaggerated story of what you did this morning.
I
woke up really early, before the alarm went off in fact, woke my kids
up in a cheery way and went downstairs to make coffee. As I stood
next to the kettle, I sang something operatic which was completely in
tune and waited for my awesomeness to manifest. 3 seconds later,
when it did, I pointed to the sky and gave the sun permission to
rise. Then I got on with the mundane stuff.
Mickey
Mouse, Jerry (from Tom and Jerry), Pinky, The Brain, Fievel. Which is
the best mouse?
Even
though he is from the 90s, The Brain is by far the best mouse out of
that selection. Complete evil genius hindered only by his sidekick.
If Pinky wasn't there, The Brain would be have taken over the world
years ago.
If
you could spend the day traveling through a real life version of a
game, which game would you choose? (Video and/or Board game)
I'd
probably opt to spend the day travelling through Cluedo. No,
actually, that could get a bit tricky having to come up with alibis.
I'm quite lazy, so I'd spend a day living Guess Who. I'd just sit
there while people said No and pushed me over.
You
are yourself at 10yrs old. How would your perfect day go?
I'd
go to the sweet shop with my grandpa and buy bags of coltsfoot rock,
aniseed twists, winter nips and blackjacks, and spend the day at
Blackpool in the arcades on the piers.
Complete
the sentence:
Triangular
is the best shape for...Doritos.
(They are the pinnacle of cheesy goodness.)
2013
would be better if...I'd
have followed through with all the things I'd planned to have done in
all the previous years.
My
brain doesn't...realise
I'm 39, and still yearns to do things I used to do in childhood, like
skateboard and play tig.
I
have at least...20
packets of Space Raiders crisps in the cupboard.
Ladybirds
love...other
ladybirds.
Would
you rather...
Be
a guest star on
A)
The Cosby Show
B)
Cheers
C)
Taxi
Cheers
- It would be so cool to go somewhere where EVERYBODY knows your
name, AND have them be glad that you came. THAT would be cool!
Be
presented with an award for
A)
Longest moustache
B)
Excellent tiptoeing
C)
Nobbliest knees
Excellent
Tiptoeing - Anything that lets me pull off good Shakin' Stevens
impressions, posing on tip toes, must be a good thing!
Have
a co-worker who is
A)
Too smelly
B)
Too talkative
C)
Too psycho
D)
Doc from Back To The Future, who is desperate to get you to leave
work early and get in the DeLorean ASAP
Although
the Doc one is the obvious one, I'd prefer to have a co-worker who
was too psycho. I do tend to attract the odd people, and have found
that if you treat the local psycho like a friend, when they DO
eventually completely flip out and go properly psycho, they'll
remember that you treated them nicely and spare you from any harm.
Have
the super power of
A)
Confusion
B)
Tickling people from a distance
C)
Freezing flies in mid-flight
Oh,
tickling people from a distance would be superb! You could even do
it covertly so they wouldn't know how it was happening. That would
be too good!
Get:
A) a pie in the face
A) a pie in the face
B)
Slimed by Slimer
C)
Splashed by a car going through a puddle
Pie
in the face. I like pie, especially fruit pie, so to get a huge
amount of pie is not a bad thing.
Draw
a picture of yourself wearing a comical hat. Be as detailed as you
wish.
I just have to say, I effing LOVE pencil drawings. Kudos to Craig!
And why not check out his website!
And of course, his twitter feed! @80sNostalgia
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