Root Beer Making!

Yeah, you can MAKE root beer. Does "root beer" need to be capitalized? Root Beer? Well maybe I'll capitalize on it just like these crazy mofos...

Anyhoo, my major problem with this Root Beer making kit was the instructions. And to be specific, the lack of face on this guy

Faceless and nameless. It was too sad, SOMETHING HAD TO BE DONE. So I did it. And I'm sure he'd be happy with the plastic surgery I doodled onto him. Allowing him to see. To feel. To love. TO MAKE ROOT BEER.

Look at him there, proudly pouring his "stuff".

Yeah so anyway, we made root beer. Sorry! Root Beer! And it shall be ready in 1-3 days.