He may be number 13 in our list of Twitter Interviews but this guy is certainly not bad luck.
The always entertaining @psychicparrot! May I also mention that he is a fellow Red Dwarf fan? Fan-smegging-tastic!
Interview time!
Are
you happy to participate in this interview or are you doing it
against your will?
I’m
in my default state of slightly confused.
State
your name and purpose:
Jeff
Murray. My official title is Lead Cybernaut and Virtual Adventurer
for PsychicParrot Games. My mission is to watch ducks and stare at
cats. On the side, videogame things.
Bouncy
castles or trampolines?
Bouncy
castles. You can’t lose your mind on a trampoline.
You
just won a years supply! But of what?
Marmite.
One jar. (thanks, Lister)
Your
boss is gonna be introducing you at a big fundraiser where you will
make a speech. But your boss is lazy and can't be bothered writing
the introduction. Write yourself your own introduction in no more
than 15 words.
Introducing
the amazing, incredulous, fantastic, marvelous, flabbergasting,
megablasting, world famous international superstar megastar author …
Jeff.
Eyebrows
are now being replaced with slugs, are you happy about this?
No.
Not happy. Could up getting salt in my eyes, which may upset the
guppies in my brain.
If
you could spend the day traveling through a real life version of a
game, which game would you choose? (Video and/or Board game)
Ghostbusters,
so I could be Bill Murray’s sidekick for a day.
A
snowman is about to melt, he asks to live in your freezer until the
snow returns in a month. What do you do?
Cry
and play my harmonica, since it reminds me of that traumatic movie
with Michael Keaton in it.
You
can only eat one type of food for an entire week, what food do you
choose?
Jaffa
cakes. I actually lived off them for a while, as a mate of mine once
worked for a food company and he gave me a huge box of them. I call
it Jeaven. Jaffa heaven.
Complete
the sentence:
Frogs
are generally... awesome.
I
would like to smack... everyone.
My
computer likes... overheating.
My
window over looks... a tree.
Jiminy
Cricket used to have... wooden balls.
Would
you rather...
Be
A)
Too hot
B)
Too cold
C)
Too ticklish
B.
The default state of Canada.
Survive
A)
On a desert island
B)
In a luscious forest
C)
A conversation with your worst teacher from school
B.
With fairies and fruit bats.
Walk
on
A)
Water
B)
Eggshells
C)
Through the wind, walk on through the rain. And you'll never walk
alone.
C.
I used to live in Liverpool, where you never walk alone because some
scouser is standing behind you, attempting to steal your trousers.
Rather
A) Buy something for more than it's worth
B) Sell something for less than it's worth
C) Swap something for a mystery prize of equal value
A) Buy something for more than it's worth
B) Sell something for less than it's worth
C) Swap something for a mystery prize of equal value
C.
I like prizes. Not so much sur-prises, though. I like to know where I
stand.
Eat
A)
Too much
B)
Too little
C)
Pot Noodles
C.
Despite what people say, I could just go for a curry pot noodle.
Draw
a picture of yourself hanging around with an animal of your choice.
Be as detailed as you wish.
Yay!! Need more @psychicparrot? Of course you do!
(HE WROTE A BOOK!)
(You can't go wrong with a site like that!)
1 comment:
I think Jeff's a genius and takes after his parents, but then I am his dad!
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