The Amazing Spider-Man Review

I will start by saying this, in the past I have avoided watching any Spiderman stuff because I do not like SPIDERS. I do, however, like people who squish spiders for me...but that is besides the point! I decided today, I shall give Mr Spidey a chance.

Little did I realize that half of Spiderman is set in high school, American high school no less. So that brought up some relatability problems. I will say that if you're American you may have no problem watching this movie. ...I will also say that in comparison to this movie, I was able to relate to Abraham Lincoln hunting down vampires.

Half way through the movie I pretty much gave up and got my phone out to chat with my brother, I think it's best if I just post that conversation to give you a fuller appreciation of what I was going through...

me: Buddy

 Paul: hello!

  phone

 me: am in Spiderman

 Paul: aaaaaaaah

 me: its driving me bananas

 Paul: how is dis possible

  hahahahaa

 me: hahhhah

 Paul: what do u see

3:43 PM me: A man in a lab coat Hahhahah

 Paul: aaaaaaaaahahahaha

 me: I'll tell u how bad it is

  id rather be watching saved by the bell with a spider next to me

3:44 PM Paul: hahahahahaha

3:47 PM me: Cheesy lines and faces galore

 Paul: hhahaha

  typical spiderboy

  spiderbob

 me: yep

3:48 PM I'd rather watch 56 hours of spongebob, 1 ep repeated over and over

  Hahhaha

 Paul: Squidward!

  PAAAATrick

3:49 PM me: hahhahaRight now spiderboy is having dinner with his girlfriends parents

6 minutes

3:56 PM me: Want a pic?

 Paul: i

3:57 PM me: Ko hold on

3:58 PM Goin in dbox

 Paul: hahahhah

  looks like dennis leary

  oh wait is it

 me: it is!

 Paul: ahahahahah

 me:

3:59 PM ill take another when spiderboy is on

 Paul: ko

4:03 PM me: Dennis Learys nose looks big on the big screen

  If I may

 Paul: aaaaaaaaahaaah#

4:04 PM me: hahah

4:07 PM Spiderboy pic goin in dropbox

 Paul: webs

  hes a webmaster

  hahahhaa

 me: yep

4:08 PM hhahahahha he is!

 Paul: for further information please contact the webmaster.

 me: Hahaha

  What's that Spiderman poem?

  peter parker picked a pep of pickled peppers

 Paul: hahahahah

 me: Hahahhahah

4:13 PM  This movie could use a black guy 

That about sums it up for me.

I give this movie 3/10
(If you like white American teenagers in high school acting cheesy and listening to Coldplay then you may give this movie a higher rating)

Chino goes burrowing

I think the photos speak for themselves.

A Poem For Chino

Little nose
Always sniffing
That's the way
He likes living

He goes by the
Name of Chino
Even though
He ain't Latino

Sometimes he
Will get hyper
But never, ever
Needs a diaper

Burrow here
And burrow there
No time to answer
Your questionnaire

Need to get
Through that tube
Time to stash
All the food

Oh my god
What the bleep
Suddenly
He fell asleep

Written by Laura D

Men In Black 3 Review (No Spoilers, yay!)

I'm doing my best to write this without spoilers, but there may be some clues...

First off, the story: Agent J has to go back in time to change something so that Agent K doesn't die, oh and also to save Earth. (vague enough?)

I'm not gonna lie, I like this movie. People were properly in character and there was a good balance between comedy and realistic...ness.

It was a BILLION times better that MIB2, so all of you people worrying about that (like I was) you can freely go see it now.

As for the villain? He's annoying enough that you're on the good side and want him dead, but not so annoying that you want him off the screen.

There was also one part that reminded me of a scene from one of the Back to the Future movies (when you see it you'll know what I'm talking about).

And it came with a very nice ending. VERY nice. Satisfying even!

I would like to say more but then I'll turn into a spoiler machine, so I'll stop at that :D

I give this movie 8/10!

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