29 Days Til Halloween - Jafar From Afar

And your scary thing today is this SCARILY cool Christmas toy!! :O

30 Days til Halloween! - "Halloween Nears" Poem

As Halloween nears
I've wondered for years
Why I'm not rich
Maybe I'm a witch?

Who else can I portray?
As it's almost the day
Can I be a zombie?
Or possibly George Formby?

Perhaps I could conspire
To be a vampire?
You kids should pipe down!
Or I'll be a clown!

I could go to City Hall
And be the worst thing of all
Just to amuse
I'll be Ted Cruz!

By Laura D

Twitter Interview #24 @RabidGummiBear

Our first Twitter Interview in more than a month

is with the very lovely, very funny @RabidGummiBear!

Enjoy the crazy hilarity!

Are you happy to participate in this interview or are you doing it against your will?

Definitely against my will :p Nah I love doing silly things like this!

State your name and purpose:

Isabel (Rabidgummibear) I came to rock the microphone because I'm not internationally known.

What is the best sound?

Dinging of a timer that tells me something I'm cooking is done!

You just won a years supply! But of what?

Cookies because you can never have enough cookies.

You bumped your funny bone. Do you find it funny or just painful?

Painful and probably includes lots of cursing.

You've been hired to cater a 10 person picnic. What sort of sandwiches will you make? And what juice will you bring? And can I come, please?

I would make a variety of sandwiches so everybody would have something they like. I'd probably bring a variety of wines and maybe sparkling cider or something. Of course you can come!

If you could spend the day traveling through a real life version of a game, which game would you choose? (Video and/or Board game)

Mass Effect it's my favorite universe. I'd probably want to spend more than a day there though.

The Simpsons writers just hired you to write an episode where one of the characters dies. Which Simpsons character do you kill and how do they die?

Honestly I've not watched the Simpsons in so long I'm not sure who I'd kill. Probably everybody and then have some weird voodoo magic happen and they return to life.

Make a motto using the following letters: IRWOF

I rock with otter fists

 

Complete the Sentence:

Monsters are only scary if...your feet or body part is hanging off the bed

My kitchen cupboards usually contain... lots of baking supplies

I am one crazy... gummi bear.

Seagulls really like... alka seltzer.

Hello Kitty is... the best at being on big pink balls.

 

Would you rather...

Own a perfume made by monkeys that smells like:

A) Bananas

B) Trees

C) Monkeys

B of course. Why would you want to smell like monkeys? I don't like monkeys or gorillas or pretty much any of that. Bad experience as a child.

Have dinner with

A) A very drunk dentist

B) A very hyper 6 year old

C) A very sad elephant who refuses to eat

B because I could just build legos with the kid or something.

Spend a week working as

A) A street sweeper in a very dusty town

B) A Ghostbuster in a city with no ghosts

C) A squirrel hairstylist

B because I would love to be a ghostbuster

Have

A) A beak instead of a mouth

B) Paws instead of hands

C) A Tail, but we will have to ask you to give up your buttocks

C (Breaking the trend of Bs!) because I want a pretty tail to whack people with

Be a guest star on

A) Cheers

B) The Fresh Prince of Bel Air

C) Bewitched

C because I love Bewitched the most out of all those shows.

 

Draw a picture of yourself wearing a bear costume. Be as detailed as you wish.

I refuse! I will draw myself as a bunny though...

I bring you the masterpiece my friend @somethingpc made for our podcast. It features me as a bunneh :3

 See more from @RabidGummiBear here:

Her YouTube Channel

Podcasts:

www.chemicalxshow.com

www.blankshowcast.podbean.com

"Being funny"

If only being funny
Could make you easy money
I'd be on permanent staff
Just to make you laugh
OH! And BUTTOCKS!

Laura D's Guide to American Holidays

I've been an American resident for more than a year now, and thought it's time I share my expert knowledge of American culture with you all. Hope you enjoy the following facts.

• St Patrick's Day - A day where everyone in America attempts to get more drunk than they have ever been before. Or as we call it in Scotland - Friday. .....and Saturday.
• Memorial Day - The day Americans suddenly remember they have outdoor grills.
• Thanksgiving - The day when everyone in America eats til their belt buckles explode and then argue with family. So I'm yet to find out how it's different from any other day in America...
• Groundhog Day - A day that commemorates the Harold Ramis movie, starring Bill Murray.
• Groundhog Day - A day that commemorates the Harold Ramis movie, starring Bill Murray.
• July 4th - The day that celebrates America becoming independent from England. Or as we call it in Scotland "The next election".
• Groundhog Day - A day that commemorates the Harold Ramis movie, starring Bill Murray.
• Super Bowl Sunday - A day that celebrates commercials. Got it's name from the fact you must eat chicken wings and other goodies from a huge bowl. A SUPER bowl, if you will.

Write a Poem

Write a poem
That'll show 'em
Rhyme those words together

Write a poem
Then just throw 'em
Out in the cold weather

Write a poem
And then mow 'em
Down like Scottish heather

But woah there, Jean
Don't be so mean
It's just a stupid poem

By Laura D

WRITTEN IN UNDER 2 MINUTES I HOPE YOU KNOW!!

Yep.