My new blog!

Please visit me at my new blog "Chinese Song Translations"! It is exactly what the title says it is :D

You can email me with requests too, so why not head over there!

Chinese Song Translations by Laura D

潜伏 (Undercover)

The brand new show on phoenix. I am loving it! Of course I am, why wouldn't I love a spy show? ...well this kind of spy show anyway. Plus Sun Hong Lei is in it!

I've posted this so you can see the start song and get a general idea of the show. (Song ends at 1.38)

The Daily Show & The Colbert Report

Why is the UK blocked from watching these shows online?

You do realize if you don't allow us watch it for free and ALSO do not allow us to pay to watch, you are forcing us to use illegal means to watch these shows, don't you?

One word: Unfair
:(

The Heart of Benevolence

This is the show I bought for Bud. I thought I'd upload the end titles and share :D




The supernatural scenes in the forest confuse me...but I like them!

...At least they aren't as supernatural as Judge Di.

Laura D's Opinions on Various CNN Personalities

These are the things that pop into my mind when I think of various CNN people:

• Don Lemon - Amateur
• Wolf Blitzer - Beard
• Hala Gorani - Hide your distaste madam
• Jeanne Moos - There for the comedy value
• Michael Holmes - Stop pointing at me! It's obnoxious.
• Christiane Amanpour - Boring
• Jonathon Mann - Very good...excellent, in fact
• Abbi Tatton - John Oliver's sister
• John King - Wussy, ask the tough questions already
• Lou Dobbs - There's a reason they don't show you internationally anymore ("I want to throttle him")
• Candy Crowley - Analyze this!
• Jessica Yellin - Vying for her own show
• Rick Sanchez - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qM1f5xrOfGU
• Mari Ramos - I asked for the news not the weather
• Anderson Cooper - Dyed his hair grey so when he gets old no one notices??
• Dr Sanjay Gupta - Tell me something I don't know
• Frareed Zakaria - Makes me sleepy

I left a CNN International person off of this list because it would delight her too much to be mentioned.

And there we have it. If there are spelling mistakes take it as a homage to the guy who writes the headlines on the CNN ticker.

Zou Xi Kou

There are only 3 more episodes left! I hope the next show on phoenix is as good as this one.

Dear America

Please stop using the following words until you learn what they mean:

• Liberal
  
• Socialist
• Fascist
• Marxist
• Nazi

Thank you.

Something I Noticed on CNN's Political Ticker

I direct you to the caption below the photo of Obama and Clinton. (Click the image to see big version)

Last time I checked it is still there on the Political Ticker CLICK HERE

A cute cartoon

Made by D! That's me!

A trip to the field (or "field trip" if you will)

Back in June, Paul and I went on a trip to the field to take some photos. I thought I'd tell you all the events of that day...


Just before we got to the field we passed by my old Primary School. As you can see in the photo, it has been torn down. And that is some fake sadness I'm expressing. Clouds in the background look cool, spooky. I always like spooky.

We arrive at the field! I haven't been here since I was a kid.

Once we crossed over 2 barbed wire fences we decided to keep walking and go up to the forrest. Little did I remember there was marsh (swamps) and we walked right onto it. Hoping that it was only a small patch we kept walking, then I noticed the water was getting in my shoes and in my socks. Did not like that feeling. Then Paul started sinking. I said something (I don't remember what) cause I couldn't walk in the marsh (swamp) anymore. So Paul lifted me up to carry me out of it and back onto the regular grass. Then he started sinking more. Then he threw me!! I went flying through the air for what seemed like minutes! Luckily I landed on my feet cause I have cat DNA....that's a possible reason.

I drew a heart on the fence....that's how sweet I am :D


Making a wish! But for what?

And here is real sadness expressed by me. I cannot climb over the barbed wire fence to get home because the barbed wire digs into my leg everytime I try. After a long time, Paul eventually lifts me once I give him specific instructions as follows:

"DO NOT FLING ME THROUGH THE AIR AGAIN"

《走西口》

The theme song to the show I'm watching on phoenix tv at the moment (Zou Xi Kou), I love this show.

Are you ever scared to ask something?

Aye Robot...starring me! :D

Wow

CLICK ME

You have to skip the first 40 seconds to get to the good part.

Fleeing by Night

The new show I am watching on Phoenix tv! It's very cool :D
And the song gets easily stuck in my head.