Laura D's Opinions on Various CNN Personalities

These are the things that pop into my mind when I think of various CNN people:

• Don Lemon - Amateur
• Wolf Blitzer - Beard
• Hala Gorani - Hide your distaste madam
• Jeanne Moos - There for the comedy value
• Michael Holmes - Stop pointing at me! It's obnoxious.
• Christiane Amanpour - Boring
• Jonathon Mann - Very good...excellent, in fact
• Abbi Tatton - John Oliver's sister
• John King - Wussy, ask the tough questions already
• Lou Dobbs - There's a reason they don't show you internationally anymore ("I want to throttle him")
• Candy Crowley - Analyze this!
• Jessica Yellin - Vying for her own show
• Rick Sanchez - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qM1f5xrOfGU
• Mari Ramos - I asked for the news not the weather
• Anderson Cooper - Dyed his hair grey so when he gets old no one notices??
• Dr Sanjay Gupta - Tell me something I don't know
• Frareed Zakaria - Makes me sleepy

I left a CNN International person off of this list because it would delight her too much to be mentioned.

And there we have it. If there are spelling mistakes take it as a homage to the guy who writes the headlines on the CNN ticker.