Chino the Hamster's 1st Advent Calendar

CHRISTMAS PHOTOS!

You heard right! It's time for some Xmas photos. And next week perhaps there will be some Xmas videos. BUT NOT YET! Photos now!

Check it out, you can see my scar in that last pic.

A Little Update

I haven't done my bullet points in a while so here we go!

• It's only 18 sleeps til Xmas!!!
• I licked an envelope today and it tasted very nice. Now let's say no more about it.
• I shall be watching Scrooged tonight. We need more Bill Murray xmas movies I think.
• Buttocks.
• Chino has learned to squeak to communicate with me. "Squeak, squeak, squeak...squeak" whilst looking directly at me means: "Please put me back in my cage Laura, I need to use the bathroom."
• Went to the import food shop today and got myself a tin of Heinz tomato soup, was deeeeeelicious. Here's the proof:

•  Also, I got a new haircut, and here's the proof of that:
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  

Laura D Tries To Feed a Squirrel

This Morning

I catch the rat, staring through the window at Chino in his cage...AGAIN.

And this photo is not photoshopped either. She is obsessed!! Or maybe she just sees his hoards of seeds...

"A Rodent Love Story"

She comes everyday
"Can Chino come play?"
But Chino just sleeps
"She ain't one of my peeps"

She tries to get his attention
Even attended his convention
But he's down in the dumps
Like so many Trumps

He's not going to be President
Or ever so affluent
But she doesn't care
Cause she loves his hair

Maybe one day
He'll go out to play
Perhaps tomorrow
He'll visit her burrow

By Laura D

TRUE STORY TOO! ...most of it...here's the proof. She climbed the chair outside to get a good look at him! (Chino's cage is in the bottom left corner)

By the way this is NOT photoshopped, she was actually balancing like that!!