"How to Get Hyper" A Poem in 3 Languages (by Laura D)

English:
Give me some coffee
And possibly a toffee
Add some sugar, 3 spoons
And we'll watch some cartoons

Dinner we can skip
Just have a long sip
of Red Bull that's cool
That can be our fuel!

Chew some glucose tablets
And someone grab that atlas
We're going on a trip!
But not on a cruise ship

Alright, now it's time
To act like a mime
We're not thinking straight
I'm Alexander the Great


Scottish:
Geez sum coffee
An probly a toffee
Put sugar in it, 3 spoons ay it
En we kin watch sum cartoons

Tea we kin skip
Jist hiv a big sip
a Red Bull ats cool
At'll be oor fuel

Chew on sum glucose tablits
An sumbdy geez at atlas
We're goin on a trip
Bit naw on a crooz ship

Awrite, noo it's time
Tay act lik a mime
We're naw hinkin straight
Am Alexander ay Great

Gizoogle:
Gimme some coffee
And possibly a toffee
Add some sugar, 3 spoons, nahmeean?
And we'll peep some cartoons, biaaatch!

Dinner we can skip
Just gotz a long-ass sip
of Red Bull thatz cool
That can be our fuel!

Chew some glucose tablets
And one of mah thugs grab dat atlas
We goin on a trip!
But not on a cold-ass lil cruise ship

Alright, now itz time
To act like a mime
We not thankin straight
I be Alexander tha Great