Envelopes

If one more person says they or their company is "pushing the envelope" I'm gonna punch them.

Can someone explain to me why it's okay to be an envelope pusher and not a pencil pusher?!

Anyway....

Snowcat

It started snowing tonight! Very Xmassy!

So at 1am, I ventured out into the darkness to create something not as cheesy as a snowman....a snowCAT!

And as if I couldn't get any girlier, I made the whiskers by using hair pins and the eyes I painted on with nail polish.

Here's a photo of me making it, crouched over in the dark like a weirdo...

Dear Tim Burton

I dare you to put some pink in your movies.

Sincerely,
Laura D

I Just Realized This

On the news at the end of TSA reports, they always say that, "still, 4 in 5 Americans are okay with the scanners and pat downs".

I just researched how many Americans own passports. Answer: Around 20%

In case you are not good with numbers, that is 1 in 5.

So the 4 in 5 Americans are the ones who can't even travel on a plane!

A New Paint Drawing Direct From Laura D!

An Apology

I would like to take this opportunity to apologize to Americans for all the annoying people the UK has sent there. The list is as follows and will definitely be added to:

1. Jamie Oliver
2. Gordon Ramsey
3. Piers Morgan (The guy who will take over from Larry King, I apologize in advance for this guy)
4. Simon Cowell
5. Anne Robinson
6. Those Super Nanny People

Now it's your turn. Thanks.

Sled or Sledge?

I don't know which one is the right one to say.

Sig Hansen Blooper

Since I posted my own bloopers I wanted to post this too, I find it hilarious at the end when he is laughing about the guy dying...

Me and my Beddy Bear watching tv

Bloopers from "Laura D Says Something"

I have to warn you, this is the most amount of bloopers I've ever done for just one line and it involves much hysteria....

btw, that noise in the background is the rain.

FACT

If anyone was wondering where all the grapes at ITV went on Wednesday, 30th November, 2005....I ate them all.

Just a fact, that's all. I ate all their grapes. And I'm damned proud of it.

Another Xmas Scene

Drawn by me...on Paint, once again. Notice yesterday's drawing inside todays!

When you're bored and play with Paint....

A nice Xmas scene by me

Took about 20-25 seconds, so enjoy.

The Xmas Tree In Tesco

Taken with my phone. Notice the honey monster.

When the wind blows your skirt up....

...you know it's time to come in and stop taking photos.

The First Edition of "Laura D Says Something" (A blog only video)

Garbage vs Garage

My Outfit Today

You may or may not notice the Laurel & Hardy photo behind me :D

San Francisco Bans Happy Meals

So now when a family makes a trip to McDonalds, the child will be forced to order a Big Mac Meal instead. What an interesting way to stop child obesity.

Or maybe it's a way to help the economy! Since the parent will have to spend more money on the Big Mac Meal PLUS they'll have to go to a toy shop to buy a toy!

By the way, I'm an adult and I like Happy Meals. It's not just for children you bunch of weirdos!

Ahh, that's off my chest now....

I just received this compliment

Your hair is as dark as Coca Cola and you're just as bubbly.


...Then something about me exploding if you shake me too much...I didn't catch that part.

An Xmas Letter?

So I've heard that Americans write letters on Xmas about themselves and send it out to people. I've never done this before and don't know anyone who has, so here is my first attempt at it, enjoy:

Dear Everyone,

Ahh, It is Xmas already. This year has been nice.

I'm really great and you should be very jealous of me.

Thank you for your attention,

Laura D

P.S. My Xmas will be better than yours.

Did I do it right? :D I think I did.

Photos From My Trip To The Genesis Planet

Need I say more?

I'm Stage of the Day on Lafango!

Yay! Here's the proof....

I feel like I should be making some sort of acceptance speech now :D

Someone asked me on flickr, "Why lafango? I don't get it" And this is the answer! In your face!

Ahh, anyway....see my new photos HERE

An Account of Bonfire Night

So yesterday was bonfire night. We had about 5 fireworks, but no launcher. And decided, we should just push the wooden stick of the firework into the grass just a bit.

As my dad lit the firework, I watch from the door. After a little bit I think, hmm something's not right, shouldn't it have shot up to the sky already? Then I hear my dad shout "Oh, f**k!"

As this happens I see the firework get really bright on the ground and I turn to run away but keep my face towards the firework. Of course I am wanting to see what will happen, I don't want to miss it! So as I run away and watch at the same time, I see the firework go off in the garden, sending sparks and sparkles and guy fawkes night goodness in every direction!

Here is an artist's rendering of what happened.

This is actually the real photo my brother took at the time (he didn't run) but we have added the outer sparks. The yellow in the middle is right before it's about to explode!

No one was hurt.......this time.

Olbermann Uproar

Here is what I'd like to say about Keith being suspended without pay, and what I'd like you to know. I've decided to give you this in bullet points cause they are more fun...

• Why does Olbermann gets suspended for giving money to Democrats while "Morning Joe" and Pat Buchanan (both of MSNBC) have given money to Republicans?
• Chris Hayes, who was to fill in for Keith, has refused to do so. I give you kudos Mr Hayes.
• MSNBC, stop making lame attempts to appear non-liberal / left leaning.

That is all. I don't know what I'm going to watch on my computer now when I get bored, I'm not going to watch someone take over another person's tv show.

I now wait for Keith's next tweet.

Thank you for your attention. Tomorrow I will post about how I almost got exploded from a firework.

This Is What I'll Be Doing

From now until xmas I'll be checking this site to see if it will snow on Xmas day!

Check it out if you live in the UK, just select your county.

SNOW ON XMAS?

There's 30% chance of snow for me :D

Something is Missing by Laura D

Halloween may have past
But still I'm left aghast
Cause there's something I missed out on
But now the time is gone

I hope this never happens again
Now it's almost time for snowmen
But my brain seems distracted
For something I had thirsted for

Where the hell are my monkey nuts?
Someone didn't have the guts
To buy me my monkey nuts
And damnit, now it's almost time for chestnuts
on fire

By Laura D

A Question

In Jack and the Beanstock, is the giant supposed to be god?

He lives in the clouds, I think he might be god.

A Thought by Laura D

"I Believe I Can Fly" is to people my age as "When You Wish Upon A Star" is to people of the 1940's.