30 Days Til Halloween!!

This is your scary thing for today....

I watched Scottish news today and there was a story about a, quote, "19 yr old woman".

Later I saw a story on American news about a, quote, "20 yr old girl".

Technically this isn't scary but it's annoying as hell when americans think people in their 20's are kids. I'm guessing that's why TSA stopped me when I travelled to America on my own (I was 22) and grilled me on whether or not I had told my "parents" that I was going. First of all, I did inform everybody and everybody knew, as the TSA found out when they called them. Second of all, I'm 22 I'm allowed to go anywhere I want and not tell anyone!

Mike Rowe

Hey Discovery Channel in the uk! Why do you want us to believe that Mike Rowe doesn't exist?

Here is my proof....

• In Deadliest Catch we don't get the Mike Rowe narration!
• You never show Dirty Jobs over here! Not even on the little discovery channels, like discovery shed or DMAX!

Let us see that he exists!

Why do these children look so weird?

What are you trying to feel with your hands?! Tell me!

31 Days Til Halloween!!

This is today's scary thing....

I witnessed it in my room today and was horrified so I had to take photos to show you all....

Poor Dudley :(

Fact

I haven't watched a Disney movie since Flubber.

P.S. I wrote this from my phone in my bed!

Help Me Spread This Rumour

I would like to make this clear....what I'm about to tell you is not the truth, I just made it up. But because it is a rumour, no one knows if it is true or not. Even though I just made it up.

Okay here is the rumour you need to help me spread....

The guy from Man v. Food is a vegan

Now go out there and spread the rumour to everyone you know!

If you do it, I'll give you 5 points.

32 Days Til Halloween!!

Here is the scariest thing I have found today...

CLICK HERE

I hate that! How did it turn white? Won't the kids want to drink it?! Too many unanswered questions!

The Toys I Had...

A list! People like lists and looking at other people's lists, so here's a list for you. LIST! One more time? list...  I whispered that one.

Okay, back to it!

• Polly Pocket - Good point: Their feet are magnetic! Bad point: They smelled like metal.
• Tamagotchi - Good point: Fun! Bad point: I remember my great granny said "You're always playing with that little thing, why don't you watch tv for a change?!"
• My Little Pony - Good point: I had a lot of them and one that you could keep stuff locked inside of it. Bad point: They don't do much.
• Lion King Mirror - Good Point: When you press the button and the monkey says "asante sana squashed banana!" Bad point: When I search google, there are no references to it! It existed, I swear to god it did!
• Spirograph - Good point: The most fun when you do it really fast. Bad point: Adults who don't know spirograph will think you are insane for drawing that.

This doesn't really count as a toy but I remember Tiny Terrapins. Oh tiny terrapins, I collected most of you guys.

33 Days Til Halloween!!

This is your scary thing for today...

People who make videos for youtube by sitting in front of their computer and talking into their webcam. I find it extremely scary that they think it'll be entertaining. EXTREMELY SCARY!

What Time Is It?!!!!

Comical photo alert!

Actually my hello kitty watch has stopped working, it needs a new battery. So right then even though it was 3pm my watch said it was 9pm. Watches!!

The Day After Tomorrow

That movie is full of itself.

Me!

There hasn't been a real, non-comical photo of me on my blog for a while so here you go my friends! :D

The Story of a Cat....

 Waiting for the traffic lights to change.... 

 Realizes it's just a sign and will never change.....

Does an impression of a kangaroo! (if you zoom in)

34 Days Till Halloween!!

Okay, it's 3am so technically it's tomorrow. I found something scary for you all! And couldn't wait til tomorrow to show you....


Click Here But Beware!!

35 Days Til Halloween!!

It's scary to me how bad some Halloween costumes are

Click Here To See

36 Days Til Halloween!!

Today's scary thing is scary, surreal and very hilarious...

37 Days Til Halloween!!

Binky scares me!!!

38 Days Til Halloween!!

Your scary thing for today fellow halloween lovers....

Drawn by me, little Laura D.

39 Days Til Halloween!!

And here is your scary thing for today....

CLICK HERE IF YOU DARE!

Very scary!

40 days til Halloween!!

To celebrate, I'm going to be posting something scary on my blog each day...until all hallows eve!

How many scary things will that be? 40! Count em!

Here is the first....of the very very scary things! oooooh!

(CLICK IMAGE FOR THE BIG PICTURE. DO I HAVE TO DRAW YOU A PICTURE?!)

I think I had a nightmare like that once.

The First Poem In Many Years....

Last I saw her she was driving away
It plays over and over, like Groundhog day
A blank expression, except for the smile
She probably drove a nautical mile

Will she return?
Make an about turn?
To give me my money
Cause this ain't funny

Mazumama
She's no Dalai Lama
And she has my money

Oddworld

Please someone make a movie of this!

But follow the following rules:

• Don't make it live action
• Don't make it 3d 
• Don't make it cheesy!
• Don't try to make it look realistic
• Keep Abe's voice the same
• Make it cool!

Thank you.